Entire Congregation Blows Diet at Poltuck
Everyone at Setbacks Seventh-day Adventist Church abandoned their summer health kick during last Sabbath’s potluck. The church, known for its kale smoothie socials and tofu cooking classes, had Read more […]
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Adventist College Kid Picking Church Fully Based On Quality of Potluck
In a move that has surprised absolutely no one familiar with Adventist church culture, local Adventist university student Jason Frimbly has based his entire church home decision on one key factor Read more […]
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End Times Sermon Interrupted by Member Asking if Potluck is Still On
Pastor Bartholomew Thompson’s sermon on the impending apocalypse took a dramatic nosedive this Sabbath, thanks to an unexpected inquiry from the congregation. As Thompson weaved a tapestry of biblical Read more […]
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Ways To Ruin a Tofu Potluck Dish
Tofu dishes can work out great for potluck, but let’s face it – given a tight pre-Sabbath Friday afternoon even the best of us can stumble in prepping them. Here’s how to turn your tofu potluck Read more […]
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Potluck Miraculously Solves Adventist Differences
SLURP, Mich. — In a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Adventist Quirks and Quibbles (IAQQ), researchers have found that the vast majority of theological and lifestyle disagreements Read more […]
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7 Ways to Ruin a Potluck
Potlucks are a staple of Adventist culture, but they can quickly turn disastrous if not handled properly. Here are seven surefire ways to ruin every potluck you attend: Show up empty-handed. Read more […]
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28 Super Adventist Potluck Dish Names
Are you tired of boring old potluck dishes like “deviled” eggs and “naughty” desserts? Fear not, dear Adventist friends, for we have compiled a list of potluck dishes with names that will make you Read more […]
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Why Adventists Overeat at Potlucks
The BarelyAdventist crew has just gotten back from a Sabbath potluck where they TOTALLY overate. Here’s a list of reasons they know they are in good company: The food is just too good to resist. Read more […]
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7 Adventist Potluck Dishes Ranked According to Awesomeness
Sabbath is coming and you BETTER bring something good to potluck. Here is the definitive ranking of your options: 1) Haystacks No self-respecting Adventist congregation can go for too Read more […]
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15 Reasons to be Adventist
As much as it can be good to have a healthy sense of humor about your faith and avoid taking yourself too seriously, it’s also helpful to think carefully about why you’re an Adventist. Here Read more […]
