Ways To Ruin a Tofu Potluck Dish
Tofu dishes can work out great for potluck, but let’s face it – given a tight pre-Sabbath Friday afternoon even the best of us can stumble in prepping them. Here’s how to turn your tofu potluck Read more […]
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Potluck Miraculously Solves Adventist Differences
SLURP, Mich. — In a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Adventist Quirks and Quibbles (IAQQ), researchers have found that the vast majority of theological and lifestyle disagreements Read more […]
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7 Ways to Ruin a Potluck
Potlucks are a staple of Adventist culture, but they can quickly turn disastrous if not handled properly. Here are seven surefire ways to ruin every potluck you attend: Show up empty-handed. Read more […]
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28 Super Adventist Potluck Dish Names
Are you tired of boring old potluck dishes like “deviled” eggs and “naughty” desserts? Fear not, dear Adventist friends, for we have compiled a list of potluck dishes with names that will make you Read more […]
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Why Adventists Overeat at Potlucks
The BarelyAdventist crew has just gotten back from a Sabbath potluck where they TOTALLY overate. Here’s a list of reasons they know they are in good company: The food is just too good to resist. Read more […]
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7 Adventist Potluck Dishes Ranked According to Awesomeness
Sabbath is coming and you BETTER bring something good to potluck. Here is the definitive ranking of your options: 1) Haystacks No self-respecting Adventist congregation can go for too Read more […]
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15 Reasons to be Adventist
As much as it can be good to have a healthy sense of humor about your faith and avoid taking yourself too seriously, it’s also helpful to think carefully about why you’re an Adventist. Here Read more […]
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Mandatory: Cooking Lessons For Underperforming Potluck Contributors
ADVENTIST WORLD – As of this coming Sunday morning, every Adventist member that consistently turns up to potluck with dishes deemed “underperforming” by 50% or more of their church board, will Read more […]
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Adventist Walk of Shame: Leaving Potluck With Untouched Dish
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — According to the Andrews University Dietetics Department, the greatest source of shame in the Adventist experience is the prospect of leaving a potluck with a dish you Read more […]
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Deacon Pilloried for Premature Potluck Seconds Attempt
RICKETY SHED, Mich. — Members of Graceless SDA Church took matters into their own hands last Sabbath as Ben Masnomenos, a particularly disliked deacon, tried to go for potluck seconds before Read more […]
