15 Reasons to be Adventist
As much as it can be good to have a healthy sense of humor about your faith and avoid taking yourself too seriously, it’s also helpful to think carefully about why you’re an Adventist. Here Read more […]
Category: Academy
Georgia-Cumberland Academy Accepting Tuition Payments In Dogecoin
CALHOUN, Ga. – Georgia-Cumberland Academy announced today that it had started accepting tuition payments in the cryptocurrency Dogecoin. “We’ve always been future-minded,” opened Read more […]
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NEWSTART Enthusiast To Start New Life (After Holidays)
ADVENTIST WORLD — Rez Allusion, a middle-aged Pathfinder club director who packed on a few too many over Thanksgiving, has vowed to start faithfully abiding by NEWSTART health principles as Read more […]
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Adventist dad forgets all about Desmond Doss when daughter finds boyfriend
MARIETTA, Ga. — Chuck Packen, a lifelong Adventist and proud father of 17-year-old daughter Carrie, has already completely forgotten the Desmond T. Doss talking points that he had ready for Read more […]
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Bird trumps Magic’s $550K Oakwood donation with $650K for Indiana Academy
WEST BADEN SPRINGS, Ind. — In a sign that the decades-long rivalry between two basketball greats is far from over, former Celtics star Larry Bird has bested a donation that Earvin “Magic” Read more […]
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Shenandoah Valley boys’ dorm to move to make room for Holy Spirit
NEW MARKET, Va. — Shenandoah Valley Academy has unveiled a major change to its campus map: Phanstiel Hall, the boys’ dorm, is relocating. Administration announced to students, parents and Read more […]
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American Adventists sacrifice one Taco Bell meal, save Mount Vernon Academy
MOUNT VERNON, Ohio — “I’ve never put my faith to the test in a bigger way,” said Dave “Big Burrito” Burman. Wiping away a tear he recalled the Taco Bell grilled 7-layer burrito, cheesy nachos, Read more […]
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Wisconsin Academy boys’ dorm fasts from showers
COLUMBUS, Wis. — Wisconsin Academy Chaplain, Barry Rogers freely admits that his biggest mistake so far this year was a Tuesday morning chapel challenge to the school’s students last week Read more […]
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Adventist teachers unionize
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — It’s starting: Earlier this month, Adventist teachers from the Southern California Conference met together in the first Adventist Teachers Union meeting. Much like Read more […]
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MTV’s ‘The Real World’ announces Great Lakes Adventist Academy as next season’s location
VAN NUYS, Calif. — In a radical departure from its usual urban locations, MTV’s The Real World reality show has chosen to shoot its 31st season at Great Lakes Adventist Academy in Cedar Read more […]
