Take This Quiz To Find The Right Adventist College For You
Take this quiz to figure out the right Adventist college for you: What’s your favorite Adventist potluck dish? Jello salad Tofurky casserole Vegan lasagna Fruit salad What’s Read more […]
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15 Reasons to be Adventist
As much as it can be good to have a healthy sense of humor about your faith and avoid taking yourself too seriously, it’s also helpful to think carefully about why you’re an Adventist. Here Read more […]
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La Sierra Launches In-N-Out Secret Menu Major
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Never unwilling to push the boundaries of Adventist higher education, La Sierra University announced In-N-Out Secret Menu Studies as the latest addition to their degree offerings. As Read more […]
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Biden Forgives $1M in Unpaid Parking Tickets at Adventist Colleges
UNITED STATES — Adventist college students breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the Biden administration announced unpaid parking tickets incurred at any of the denomination’s college Read more […]
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Defunded Campus Security Departments Auction Off Whistles
ADVENTIST WORLD — Freshly-defunded campus security departments at Adventist institutions worldwide are holding a joint whistle auction to inject new life into their budgets. The auction Read more […]
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Elon Musk To Send Student Missionaries To International Space Station
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Following the news SpaceX has safely brought NASA astronauts to the International Space Station and back, company CEO Elon Musk has announced he will be sending up student Read more […]
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Harry And Meghan Sign Up For Adventist Volunteer Services
WINDSOR, Berks. — The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have put their royal duties on hold to spend a year with Adventist Volunteer Services. Prince Harry and Meghan plan to split their time between Read more […]
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Shark Tank Rejects Adventist Boarding Academy Idea As “So Last Century”
CULVER CITY, Calif. — The investors on business pitch show “Shark Tank” have roundly rejected a pitch for what a group of ordained Adventist pastors called “An Adventist Boarding Academy.” Billionaire Read more […]
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Adventist Colleges Replace Campus Security Officers With Robots
ADVENTIST WORLD — In a bold, blanket move, Adventist colleges have replaced all campus security personnel with robots. Although the initial capital outlay has forced a substantial tuition Read more […]
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Adventist colleges apologize for being located so far from anything cool
ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventist colleges around the world have issued an apology to students and alumni for being located “so far from anything remotely cool.” The apology comes after Read more […]
