Sleep-Deprived Adventurers Counselor Questions Whether Camp Duties Worth the Millions He’s Being Paid

PINE SPRINGS CAMP – After surviving just one night of a three-night Adventurer camp, local counselor Sam “Soggy” Shepherd is beginning to question whether the millions he’s being paid are Read more […]

Summer Olympics to Include Pathfinder Fancy Drill Marching

Geneva, Switzerland – The International Olympic Committee (IOC) confirmed today that Pathfinder Fancy Drill Marching will be added as an official sport in the upcoming Summer Olympics. The Read more […]

Graduates From Adventist College 93% More Likely to Insist Their Kids Earn the Cat Honor

Berrien Springs, Mich. – A new study confirms what many have long suspected – graduates of Adventist colleges and universities are 93% more likely than other Adventist parents to insist their children Read more […]

Gillette Rents Out Pet Kennels as ‘Affordable Pathfinder Camporee Lodging’

GILLETTE, WY – As hotel room rates in the town of Gillette, Wyoming have skyrocketed to upwards of $900 per night for the upcoming International Pathfinder Camporee, the city has gotten creative Read more […]

Builders Counselor Doesn’t Fit His Own Wilderness Shelter

BERKSHIRE, England — In the quaint village of Binfield a group of Adventurers in Builders children gathered for a much-hyped class in wilderness survival by a self-proclaimed modern day missionary/Viking, Read more […]

Signs You’ve Been to Pathfinder Camporee

If you’ve ever been to a Pathfinder camporee, you know that it’s an unforgettable experience that’s full of fun, friendship, and adventure. Here are a few signs that you’ve gone to one: You Read more […]

Pathfinder Hiking Honor Soars In Popularity As Nobody Can Afford to Drive

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere are rediscovering their Pathfinder pasts as gas prices rise to unprecedented levels. Pathfinder clubs report that Adventists have been qualifying for Read more […]

Pastors’ Wives Win Back Pay For Years Of Unpaid Labor

FINALLY: The US Supreme Court has ruled to award Adventist pastors’ wives backpay for all the unpaid work they have done simply because of their marriage to a pastor. In the ruling, the justices Read more […]

Peloton App Releases Pathfinder Fancy Drill Workout

New York, N. Y. – Fitness giant Peloton has expanded its home exercise offerings to include what it calls its “fanciest workout yet.” The Pathfinder fancy drill routines are taught by Read more […]

Tom Cruise Made World Pathfinder Drill Sergeant

SILVER SPRING, Md. — This week, the General Conference Youth Department offered Tom Cruise the role of global Pathfinder drill sergeant after his scathing rebuke of staff breaking COVID-distancing Read more […]