Builders Counselor Doesn’t Fit His Own Wilderness Shelter

BERKSHIRE, England — In the quaint village of Binfield a group of Adventurers in Builders children gathered for a much-hyped class in wilderness survival by a self-proclaimed modern day missionary/Viking, Read more […]

Signs You’ve Been to Pathfinder Camporee

If you’ve ever been to a Pathfinder camporee, you know that it’s an unforgettable experience that’s full of fun, friendship, and adventure. Here are a few signs that you’ve gone to one: You Read more […]

Pathfinder Hiking Honor Soars In Popularity As Nobody Can Afford to Drive

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere are rediscovering their Pathfinder pasts as gas prices rise to unprecedented levels. Pathfinder clubs report that Adventists have been qualifying for Read more […]

Pastors’ Wives Win Back Pay For Years Of Unpaid Labor

FINALLY: The US Supreme Court has ruled to award Adventist pastors’ wives backpay for all the unpaid work they have done simply because of their marriage to a pastor. In the ruling, the justices Read more […]

Peloton App Releases Pathfinder Fancy Drill Workout

New York, N. Y. – Fitness giant Peloton has expanded its home exercise offerings to include what it calls its “fanciest workout yet.” The Pathfinder fancy drill routines are taught by Read more […]

Tom Cruise Made World Pathfinder Drill Sergeant

SILVER SPRING, Md. — This week, the General Conference Youth Department offered Tom Cruise the role of global Pathfinder drill sergeant after his scathing rebuke of staff breaking COVID-distancing Read more […]

Pathfinder Department Bankrupt From All The Jetpack Honor Accident Lawsuits

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SILVER SPRING, Md. — It is with heavy hearts that we announce the bankruptcy of the Pathfinder Department exactly one week after the unfortunate launch of our latest Read more […]

Name Of Orienteering Pathfinder Honor Changed To “Use GPS”

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Orienteering Pathfinder honor that used to involve a bunch of complicated wilderness compass and map reading, has now been updated. The new honor is called “Use Read more […]

GC Launches Pre-Pathfinder Program For Babies Still In Womb

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The GC announced last month that it will be launching a new companion ministry to Pathfinders, Adventurers, Eager Beavers and Little Lambs. Introducing: the Mustard Seeds. Aimed Read more […]