Signs You’ve Been to Pathfinder Camporee
If you’ve ever been to a Pathfinder camporee, you know that it’s an unforgettable experience that’s full of fun, friendship, and adventure. Here are a few signs that you’ve gone to one: You Read more […]
Category: Pathfinders
Pathfinder Hiking Honor Soars In Popularity As Nobody Can Afford to Drive
ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere are rediscovering their Pathfinder pasts as gas prices rise to unprecedented levels. Pathfinder clubs report that Adventists have been qualifying for Read more […]
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Pastors’ Wives Win Back Pay For Years Of Unpaid Labor
FINALLY: The US Supreme Court has ruled to award Adventist pastors’ wives backpay for all the unpaid work they have done simply because of their marriage to a pastor. In the ruling, the justices Read more […]
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Peloton App Releases Pathfinder Fancy Drill Workout
New York, N. Y. – Fitness giant Peloton has expanded its home exercise offerings to include what it calls its “fanciest workout yet.” The Pathfinder fancy drill routines are taught by Read more […]
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Tom Cruise Made World Pathfinder Drill Sergeant
SILVER SPRING, Md. — This week, the General Conference Youth Department offered Tom Cruise the role of global Pathfinder drill sergeant after his scathing rebuke of staff breaking COVID-distancing Read more […]
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Pathfinder Department Bankrupt From All The Jetpack Honor Accident Lawsuits
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SILVER SPRING, Md. — It is with heavy hearts that we announce the bankruptcy of the Pathfinder Department exactly one week after the unfortunate launch of our latest Read more […]
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Name Of Orienteering Pathfinder Honor Changed To “Use GPS”
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Orienteering Pathfinder honor that used to involve a bunch of complicated wilderness compass and map reading, has now been updated. The new honor is called “Use Read more […]
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GC Launches Pre-Pathfinder Program For Babies Still In Womb
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The GC announced last month that it will be launching a new companion ministry to Pathfinders, Adventurers, Eager Beavers and Little Lambs. Introducing: the Mustard Seeds. Aimed Read more […]
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Pathfinder Glamping To Replace Roughing It
ADVENTIST WORLD — After complaints from thousands of Pathfinders and counselors that traditional Pathfindering is way too rough, clubs around the world will now only offer Read more […]
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Camporee Pin-Trading Mania Prompts New Jewelry Guidelines
OSHKOSH, Wis. — The collecting and trading of countless pins at the International Pathfinder Camporee in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, has prompted an emergency clarification of the Adventist stance on Read more […]
