Marriage
Kid Wonders Why Parents Have to Lock Door for “Prayer” Every Sabbath Afternoon
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Eight-year-old Timmy Holbrook is starting to ask some uncomfortable questions about his parents' Sabbath afternoon habits, sources close to the family report.
The inquisitive second-grader has...
Marriage
Solomon Found Crushed to Death Under Pile of 700 Marriage Yokes
JERUSALEM - In a discovery that has rocked the biblical archaeology world, researchers from Seventh-Dig Adventist University have unearthed startling evidence that appears to...
Marriage
Guy Who Reminded Wife Scripture Says to Submit is Submitting to Night in Tent
Elias Uprighteous, the self-proclaimed guardian of biblical orthodoxy, found himself embroiled in a marital showdown when his wife, Rebecca, dared to question his divine...
Marriage
Adventists Who Insisted They Weren’t Dating Suddenly Married
SILVER SPRING, Md. - In a move that shocked absolutely no one in the Sligo Seventh-day Adventist Church, longtime church members Jasmine Landers and...
Marriage
Your Guide to Adventist Love Languages
We Adventists have our own twist on the classic love languages. Get ready to decode the secrets of Adventist affection and discover how to...
Adventist Culture
Modesty Campaigner Asks Wife To Cover Up More In Bedroom
Local Adventist modesty campaigner Matt Streihtlase didn’t anticipate the reaction he got from his wife this afternoon. All he did was bring up her...
Adventist Culture
Pastors’ Wives Win Back Pay For Years Of Unpaid Labor
FINALLY: The US Supreme Court has ruled to award Adventist pastors’ wives backpay for all the unpaid work they have done simply because of...
Marriage
Adventist Husband Celebrates 24 Hours Of Being Right While Wife At Women’s Retreat
Not since his single days has Adventist business owner, Chase Lindgren, enjoyed such an uninterrupted period of flawless decision making. After his wife took...
Marriage
GC Requires Wedding Bands, Admits Ringless Marriages “Super Confusing”
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In the biggest reversal in church policy since, well, EVER, the GC is now requiring married Adventists to wear wedding...
Andrews University
Andrews Seminary Sells Impulse Engagement Rings
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- A vending machine for budget engagement rings has been installed in the front lobby of the seminary at Andrews University....
Marriage
Deaconess Lives On Corner of Roof to Avoid Quarrelsome Husband
PASADENA, Calif. --- Local Adventist deaconess, Hjalp Mig, has pitched a tent on the roof of her house to get some peace and quiet...