Andrews Seminary Sells Impulse Engagement Rings

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Don’t worry, nobody can tell that’s a plastic diamond…
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — A vending machine for budget engagement rings has been installed in the front lobby of the seminary at Andrews University. A range of rings can now be purchased in a hurry with a simple swipe of a credit card or Andrews ID.

The machine has, at times, been known to simply give out free rings if there is any sign of a single nursing major within earshot of the lobby.

The machine also has a returns slot where rejected seminarians can get a full refund for their ring if they bring it back with original packaging within 28 days of a great disappointment.


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  1. richard mills

    My company is developing a vending machine for wedding attire/female or male. a look for my idea on shark tank soon. Hope to get selling space at LL, lasierra ,southern & florida hospital campuses.

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