Andrews University
Seminarian’s Song of Solomon Pickup Lines Fail Miserably
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Despite his best efforts, seminarian Ethan Thompson has discovered that employing pickup lines straight out of the Song of Solomon has led to a series...
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Pioneer Memorial Church Switching Out Sermons for Memes
Berrien Springs, Mich. – Pioneer Memorial Church just dropped the hottest theological take of the year: replacing sermons with dank Christian memes.
That's right, folks....
Adventist Culture
Supreme Court To Rule On Whether Loma Linda Is “More Adventist” Than Berrien Springs
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- A question that has been burning in the minds of thousands of Adventists for decades may finally be answered this year:...
Adventist entertainment
Andrews University: Watching Animal Planet Counts for Worship Credit
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — In a stunning announcement, Andrews University has revealed that watching Animal Planet now counts for worship credit.
The new rule states...
Adventist Culture
Things to Know About Andrews University President-Elect John Wesley Taylor V
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On March 7, 2023 the Andrews Board of trustees voted John Wesley Taylor V to serve as the seventh president of Andrews...
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Signs You Went to Andrews
You know you went to Andrews University when…
You think nothing of walking through a blizzard to get to dinner
Nobody will defend southwest Michigan's weather....
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Dwight Nelson Takes Over As ‘Jeopardy!’ Host
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. —- Pioneer Memorial Church Senior Pastor Dwight Nelson, confirmed today that he would be taking on a “sideline” as host of...
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Bad Boys Spinoff To Feature Will Smith As Badventist
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- Fresh off the release of Bad Boys For Life, Hollywood legend Will Smith has announced a Bad Boys franchise spinoff titled...
Andrews Theological Seminary
Sam’s Chicken Earns Andrews Cafeteria A Michelin Star
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- In an absolute first for an Adventist institution, the Andrews University cafeteria has been awarded a Michelin star in recognition...
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Andrews Seminary Sells Impulse Engagement Rings
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- A vending machine for budget engagement rings has been installed in the front lobby of the seminary at Andrews University....
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Pete Buttigieg Vows To Return Dairy Cows To Andrews As US President
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Md. --- Speaking to an adoring crowd of Andrews students and Berrien Springs residents, South Bend, Indiana mayor and presidential candidate Pete...