Dwight Nelson Takes Over As ‘Jeopardy!’ Host

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. —- Pioneer Memorial Church Senior Pastor Dwight Nelson, confirmed today that he would be taking on a “sideline” as host of ‘Jeopardy!’

Nelson, who will continue in his role at PMC, admitted hosting the classic game show will eliminate any free time he had left in his already-packed schedule.

“It’s fine,” said Nelson, “Most of the year Michigan is too cold to do much anyway.”

Ever the Adventist evangelist, Nelson has vowed to add a “Bible Prophecy” category to the game show and is toying with quizzing contestants on Net ‘98 trivia as well.

Nelson has also announced winners will now be sent on all-expenses-paid Maranatha mission trips instead of winning prize money. Consolation prizes mainly consist of golf cart rides around the campus of Andrews University.




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One comment

  1. Richard Mills

    Does this mean there will be many more SDA people on the show? I think some of the prizes could SDA products like Little Debbies, Morning Star stuff, Loma Linda Foods, etc. Great marketing potential.

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