Loma Linda University
Loma Linda Weimar University of Herbal Colon Cleanse Set to Open
LOMA LINDA, Calif. - In a move that has rocked the world of Adventist higher education, Loma Linda University and Weimar Institute have announced plans to merge into one...
Loma Linda
Loma Linda University Church to Install Self-Shaking Pews to Wake Snoozing Members
Loma Linda, CA, May 30, 2024 – In a pioneering move to enhance the worship experience, Loma Linda University Church is excited to announce...
Adventist Culture
Supreme Court To Rule On Whether Loma Linda Is “More Adventist” Than Berrien Springs
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- A question that has been burning in the minds of thousands of Adventists for decades may finally be answered this year:...
Loma Linda University
Loma Linda University releases tick that makes you vegetarian
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- A team of Adventist ultravegetarians, some random hikers and several senior Loma Linda University biologists have successfully engineered a tick...
Adornment
Blockbuster Sequel To Feature Barbie Training For Medical Mission at Loma Linda
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Following the roaring success of her summer blockbuster hit, studio bosses promise Barbie will soon back with a whole new...
Adventist entertainment
Desperate Housewives Of Loma Linda To Debut On Hope Channel
LOMA LINDA, Calif. - In the first Adventist attempt at a reality show, Hope Channel started filming The Desperate Housewives of Loma Linda earlier...
Biden
Biden Grills Harris On Pathfinder Pledge & Law Ahead Of Loma Linda Campaign Stop
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- Within hours of announcing California Senator Kamala Harris as his running mate, Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden cleared his schedule to...
Loma Linda
Loma Linda Church Greeters Trade Handshakes For Fist Bumps To Fight Coronavirus
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Adventist churches in the Loma Linda area have taken it upon themselves to set a good example during the coronavirus...
Great Disappointment
Loma Linda Announces Degree In Last Chance Courtship
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Loma Linda University has announced a degree in Last Chance Courtship that allows students to do nothing but walk around...
Adventist Culture
Life-Saving Grape Surgery Performed at Loma Linda
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- A critically injured grape was rushed to Loma Linda University Medical Center this afternoon after a terrible fall from a...
Adventist Food
Loma Linda promotes food pyramid made up entirely of Big Franks
Loma Linda, Calif. --- Nutritionists at Loma Linda University claiming to have discovered the ideal human diet have revealed a new recommended food pyramid.
Instead...