Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Loma Linda University

Loma Linda Weimar University of Herbal Colon Cleanse Set to Open

LOMA LINDA, Calif. - In a move that has rocked the world of Adventist higher education, Loma Linda University and Weimar Institute have announced plans to merge into one...

Loma Linda University Church to Install Self-Shaking Pews to Wake Snoozing Members

Loma Linda, CA, May 30, 2024 – In a pioneering move to enhance the worship experience, Loma Linda University Church is excited to announce...

Supreme Court To Rule On Whether Loma Linda Is “More Adventist” Than Berrien Springs

WASHINGTON, D.C. --- A question that has been burning in the minds of thousands of Adventists for decades may finally be answered this year:...

Loma Linda University releases tick that makes you vegetarian

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- A team of Adventist ultravegetarians, some random hikers and several senior Loma Linda University biologists have successfully engineered a tick...

Blockbuster Sequel To Feature Barbie Training For Medical Mission at Loma Linda

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Following the roaring success of her summer blockbuster hit, studio bosses promise Barbie will soon back with a whole new...

Desperate Housewives Of Loma Linda To Debut On Hope Channel

LOMA LINDA, Calif. - In the first Adventist attempt at a reality show, Hope Channel started filming The Desperate Housewives of Loma Linda earlier...

Biden Grills Harris On Pathfinder Pledge & Law Ahead Of Loma Linda Campaign Stop

WASHINGTON, D.C. --- Within hours of announcing California Senator Kamala Harris as his running mate, Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden cleared his schedule to...

Loma Linda Church Greeters Trade Handshakes For Fist Bumps To Fight Coronavirus

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Adventist churches in the Loma Linda area have taken it upon themselves to set a good example during the coronavirus...

Loma Linda Announces Degree In Last Chance Courtship

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Loma Linda University has announced a degree in Last Chance Courtship that allows students to do nothing but walk around...

Life-Saving Grape Surgery Performed at Loma Linda

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- A critically injured grape was rushed to Loma Linda University Medical Center this afternoon after a terrible fall from a...

Loma Linda promotes food pyramid made up entirely of Big Franks

Loma Linda, Calif. --- Nutritionists at Loma Linda University claiming to have discovered the ideal human diet have revealed a new recommended food pyramid. Instead...