Blockbuster Sequel To Feature Barbie Training For Medical Mission at Loma Linda

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LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Following the roaring success of her summer blockbuster hit, studio bosses promise Barbie will soon back with a whole new adventure of medical mission at the Inland Empire’s Loma Linda University Medical Center.

The sequel will feature Barbie’s transformation from a life of glitz and glamor to the world of healing and compassion set in California’s armpit.

Margot Robbie reprises her role as Barbie, this time with an added layer of self-denying gravitas and absolutely no jewelry.

Ryan Gosling returns as Ken, providing the perfect balance of cluelessness and charm as he stands by Barbie’s side, supporting her every step of the way while training as a dental hygienist and literature evangelist.

As Barbie navigates the highs and lows of her new journey, audiences are in for an emotional rollercoaster, filled with laughter, tears, and unforgettable moments of faith and resilience as Barbie navigates endless smog and bumper-to-bumper traffic on weekly escapes to the nearest decent beach.


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