Biden reportedly drilled Harris on her knowledge of the Pathfinder pledge and law, ensuring the senator could recite both perfectly before speaking to a majority-Adventist crowd and pretending to like a Roma Frappuccino.
Although neither politician claimed to understand what it meant to “keep a level eye,” Biden promised to keep a song in his heart as long as Loma Linda residents went on the right errand come election day and voted for him.
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Biden will walk softly in the Sanctuary and carry a big stick. Mage Adventism Great Again. MAGA