Prince Harry and Meghan Ink Deal with Amazing Facts Television for Monarchy Series

Sacramento, Calif. — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced a groundbreaking collaboration with Amazing Facts, the renowned Adventist television ministry helmed by evangelist Doug Batchelor. Read more […]

Andrews University: Watching Animal Planet Counts for Worship Credit

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — In a stunning announcement, Andrews University has revealed that watching Animal Planet now counts for worship credit. The new rule states that students can earn up to Read more […]

John Wick 5 to Feature Newly-Adventist, Non-violent Keanu Reeves Subduing Victims With Knots

In an unexpected plot twist for the upcoming John Wick 5, Keanu Reeves’ character, the former hitman John Wick, has converted to Adventism and renounced violence altogether. Instead, Wick has become Read more […]

Collonges Cancels Student Exchange Program With Universidad Adventista del Plata Following World Cup Final

Haute-Savoie, FRANCE – Collonges (also know as Campus Adventiste du Salève) has called off any student exchange activity with Argentina-based Universidad Adventista del Plata after a crushing 2022 Read more […]

Veggie Tales To Tell Uncle Arthur’s Bedtime Stories

UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif — Announcing the discovery of a “treasure trove of amazing material,” Veggie Tales producers are promising a series of new cartoons based on Uncle Arthur’s bedtime Read more […]

PAW Patrol: The Movie To Be Set In Loma Linda

Everyone’s favorite pups will not be saving lives in their hometown of Adventure Bay in PAW Patrol: The Movie. The hotly-anticipated feature-length production is instead set in California’s Read more […]

Adventist Version Of “The Bachelor” Canceled After Last Eligible Man Marries

It’s been a rough day for producers of The Adventist Bachelor, an Adventist reality show promising to be the best thing to happen to Adventist television since Doug Batchelor’s first on-stage Read more […]