Adventist Culture
New Adventist Board Game ‘Sabbath Loopholes’ Becomes Overnight Sensation
In a surprising turn of events, a new board game called "Sabbath Loopholes" has taken the Adventist world by storm, selling out in record time at ABC stores across...
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Father Insists Family Vacation to 3ABN Studios is ‘Just as Fun as Disney World’
WEST FRANKFORT, IL - Local Adventist father, Bob Wellman, has declared that this year's family vacation to the 3ABN studios will be "just as...
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Plane Full of Teetotaling Adventists Assumed to be Alcoholics
A plane full of teetotaling Seventh-day Adventists returning from an extreme church building mission trip in the Dominican Republic was assumed to be carrying...
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Next GC Session Entirely Dedicated To Generating List of Sabbath-Approved Cartoons
The next General Conference Session promises to be a nail-biter. Forget about pronouncements on women's ordination or eschatological debates. This time, the minds at...
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Things Adventists Love Beyond Reason
We Adventists have a near-inexplicable infatuation with a number of things. Here are some of them:
Ellen White paraphernalia like furniture she used
Even the most...
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You Might Be a Conservative Adventist If…
You might be a conservative Adventist if:
You never miss a vespers.
Your idea of a wild Friday night is inviting friends over to read Ellen...
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Prince Harry and Meghan Ink Deal with Amazing Facts Television for Monarchy Series
Sacramento, Calif. — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced a groundbreaking collaboration with Amazing Facts, the renowned Adventist television ministry helmed by evangelist...
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Andrews University: Watching Animal Planet Counts for Worship Credit
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — In a stunning announcement, Andrews University has revealed that watching Animal Planet now counts for worship credit.
The new rule states...
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John Wick 5 to Feature Newly-Adventist, Non-violent Keanu Reeves Subduing Victims With Knots
In an unexpected plot twist for the upcoming John Wick 5, Keanu Reeves' character, the former hitman John Wick, has converted to Adventism and...
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Collonges Cancels Student Exchange Program With Universidad Adventista del Plata Following World Cup Final
Haute-Savoie, FRANCE - Collonges (also know as Campus Adventiste du Salève) has called off any student exchange activity with Argentina-based Universidad Adventista del Plata...
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Veggie Tales To Tell Uncle Arthur’s Bedtime Stories
UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif — Announcing the discovery of a “treasure trove of amazing material,” Veggie Tales producers are promising a series of new cartoons...