ADRA Goats Destroy ADRA Crops
In an unexpected turn of events, ADRA’s well-intentioned plan to provide goats through its gift catalog has backfired spectacularly. It turns out that the goats, intended to be a source of food Read more […]
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ADRA Delivers Aid to Underpaid Adventist Pastors
ADVENTIST WORLD — ADRA aid packages were delivered to pastors at Adventist congregations this week after the humanitarian arm of the Adventist Church discovered what the denomination’s clergy Read more […]
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UK Chancellor Says ADRA Ingathering Targets Must Rise
LONDON, United Kingdom – Britain’s Chancellor, Jeremy Hunt, warned today that virtually unprecedented inflation meant ADRA ingathering targets this year would need to be increased substantially. “Walking Read more […]
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ADRA Goats Way More Expensive Due to Inflation
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Soaring inflation has sent the price of goats in the ADRA gift catalog skyrocketing this year. “Regardless of their political persuasions, Adventists are speaking up Read more […]
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New App Helps Innocent Civilians Hide From Ingatherers
PALO ALTO, Calif. – As COVID lockdowns begin to lift, innocent civilians around the world have gone back to dreading that knock on the door from over-eager Adventist neighbors clutching ADRA cans. Duck, Read more […]
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Return Policy Not Great On ADRA Gift Catalog Goats
ADVENTIST WORLD – A bombshell report from the International Trade Commission (ITC) today revealed there basically is no return policy on goats secured through the ADRA catalog. Although the Read more […]
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ADRA’s Twitter Account Hacked, Promises Free Goats For Retweets
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — Social media giant Twitter has vowed to get to the bottom of how the account of the Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) was hacked earlier today. The Adventist Read more […]
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Ingathering Robot To Go Door-to-Door In Place of Adventists
Adventist World — Church leaders are predicting that a newly-patented robot called Gimme will solve Adventists’ ingathering woes. Gimme is programmed to go door-to-door and ask people to give Read more […]
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ADRA launches emergency oven mitt drive for Phoenix residents
BREAKING NEWS PHOENIX, Arizona — The Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) has launched a worldwide appeal for oven mitt donations on behalf of drivers in Phoenix, Arizona. Steering Read more […]
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Adventist penny-pinchers ask ADRA to renovate house
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Feeling the financial squeeze of the holidays, Tom and Suzie Avaro have petitioned the Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) for a complete renovation of their house. In Read more […]
