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ADRA Launches ‘Reindeer Retraining Program’ for Post-Holiday Employment
SILVER SPRING, MD — In a groundbreaking initiative that combines compassion with practicality, the Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) has announced its new “Reindeer Retraining Program” to help...
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ADRA Goats Destroy ADRA Crops
In an unexpected turn of events, ADRA's well-intentioned plan to provide goats through its gift catalog has backfired spectacularly. It turns out that the...
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ADRA Delivers Aid to Underpaid Adventist Pastors
ADVENTIST WORLD — ADRA aid packages were delivered to pastors at Adventist congregations this week after the humanitarian arm of the Adventist Church discovered...
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UK Chancellor Says ADRA Ingathering Targets Must Rise
LONDON, United Kingdom - Britain’s Chancellor, Jeremy Hunt, warned today that virtually unprecedented inflation meant ADRA ingathering targets this year would need to be...
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ADRA Goats Way More Expensive Due to Inflation
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Soaring inflation has sent the price of goats in the ADRA gift catalog skyrocketing this year.
“Regardless of their political persuasions,...
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New App Helps Innocent Civilians Hide From Ingatherers
PALO ALTO, Calif. - As COVID lockdowns begin to lift, innocent civilians around the world have gone back to dreading that knock on the...
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Return Policy Not Great On ADRA Gift Catalog Goats
ADVENTIST WORLD - A bombshell report from the International Trade Commission (ITC) today revealed there basically is no return policy on goats secured through...
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ADRA’s Twitter Account Hacked, Promises Free Goats For Retweets
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. --- Social media giant Twitter has vowed to get to the bottom of how the account of the Adventist Development and...
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Ingathering Robot To Go Door-to-Door In Place of Adventists
Adventist World --- Church leaders are predicting that a newly-patented robot called Gimme will solve Adventists' ingathering woes. Gimme is programmed to go door-to-door...
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ADRA launches emergency oven mitt drive for Phoenix residents
BREAKING NEWS
PHOENIX, Arizona --- The Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) has launched a worldwide appeal for oven mitt donations on behalf of drivers...
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Adventist penny-pinchers ask ADRA to renovate house
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Feeling the financial squeeze of the holidays, Tom and Suzie Avaro have petitioned the Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) for...