Saturday, May 17, 2025

ADRA

ADRA Launches ‘Reindeer Retraining Program’ for Post-Holiday Employment

SILVER SPRING, MD — In a groundbreaking initiative that combines compassion with practicality, the Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) has announced its new “Reindeer Retraining Program” to help...

ADRA Goats Destroy ADRA Crops

In an unexpected turn of events, ADRA's well-intentioned plan to provide goats through its gift catalog has backfired spectacularly. It turns out that the...

ADRA Delivers Aid to Underpaid Adventist Pastors

ADVENTIST WORLD — ADRA aid packages were delivered to pastors at Adventist congregations this week after the humanitarian arm of the Adventist Church discovered...

UK Chancellor Says ADRA Ingathering Targets Must Rise

LONDON, United Kingdom - Britain’s Chancellor, Jeremy Hunt, warned today that virtually unprecedented inflation meant ADRA ingathering targets this year would need to be...

ADRA Goats Way More Expensive Due to Inflation

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Soaring inflation has sent the price of goats in the ADRA gift catalog skyrocketing this year. “Regardless of their political persuasions,...

New App Helps Innocent Civilians Hide From Ingatherers

PALO ALTO, Calif. - As COVID lockdowns begin to lift, innocent civilians around the world have gone back to dreading that knock on the...

Return Policy Not Great On ADRA Gift Catalog Goats

ADVENTIST WORLD - A bombshell report from the International Trade Commission (ITC) today revealed there basically is no return policy on goats secured through...

ADRA’s Twitter Account Hacked, Promises Free Goats For Retweets

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. --- Social media giant Twitter has vowed to get to the bottom of how the account of the Adventist Development and...

Ingathering Robot To Go Door-to-Door In Place of Adventists

Adventist World --- Church leaders are predicting that a newly-patented robot called Gimme will solve Adventists' ingathering woes. Gimme is programmed to go door-to-door...

ADRA launches emergency oven mitt drive for Phoenix residents

BREAKING NEWS PHOENIX, Arizona --- The Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) has launched a worldwide appeal for oven mitt donations on behalf of drivers...

Adventist penny-pinchers ask ADRA to renovate house

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Feeling the financial squeeze of the holidays, Tom and Suzie Avaro have petitioned the Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) for...