New App Helps Innocent Civilians Hide From Ingatherers

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PALO ALTO, Calif. – As COVID lockdowns begin to lift, innocent civilians around the world have gone back to dreading that knock on the door from over-eager Adventist neighbors clutching ADRA cans.

Duck, a new app available in iOS and Android, promises to track and trace the movements of suspected Ingatherers and alert residents to their presence. 

While the basic version of the app simply flags Ingatherers, a premium subscription also disconnects your doorbell as soon as an Ingatherer steps foot in your driveway.

Not wanting to stop the humanitarian efforts of ADRA completely, Duck also includes in-app purchases of pre-named ADRA goats for worthy recipients.


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