SILVER SPRING, Md. — Church administrators have completed a massive purchase of hair dye to be delivered by ADRA trucks to Adventist congregations around the world. All gray-haired members Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. – The General Conference Department of Compliant Creativity has announced the first ever Adventist Oscars ceremony. “Rather than celebrate anything cinematic, we will Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Immediately after Maroon 5’s performance at this year’s Super Bowl, the General Conference commissioned Adam Levine’s tattoo artist to do what it called “cutting-edge apocalyptic Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a push to present a “unified Adventist look” to the outside world, Adventist leaders have ordered members to dress exactly like James and Ellen White. Men have been Read more […]
NEW YORK, N.Y. — For the first time in the history of the International Easter Bunny Design Olympics, an Adventist has taken first place. Roger Lapin of Collegedale, Tennessee won the top Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Just over a week away from the April 6-8 SONscreen film festival, General Conference overlords have ordered event organizers to provide seating for guardian angels. The Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — General Conference leaders have banned pastors from referencing the Genesis Creation account after determining that the story contained an “unacceptable amount of nudity.” GC Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — As vigils for the Orlando shooting victims are held across the United States and the world, individuals and organizations are finding unique ways to support the victims’ Read more […]
LONDON, England — The Seventh-day Adventist Church has set a fresh Guinness World Record for Most Confusing Illustration. Guinness spokesperson Naka Lilito said that the organization’s judges Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Seventh-day Adventist designers have been sent back to the drawing board after the United States Department of Homeland Security ordered edits to the denomination’s logo design. Homeland Read more […]
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