Liberal Shocked Not All Adventist Problems Stem From Ted Wilson

  PASADENA, Calif. — Joe Kajh dropped his freshly-purchased triple shot frappuccino upon learning from a friend that not everything that plagues the Adventist world comes straight from Read more […]

iPhone Designer Jony Ive Leaves Apple To Fix Adventist Prophetic Charts

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Sir Jony Ive, the famed designer of the iMac, the iPod and the iPhone, is leaving Apple after decades of service to, in his own words, “make Adventist prophetic charts less Read more […]

Adventist chart wins Guinness World Record for “Most Confusing Illustration”

LONDON, England — The Seventh-day Adventist Church has set a fresh Guinness World Record for Most Confusing Illustration. Guinness spokesperson Naka Lilito said that the organization’s judges Read more […]