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What If the Three Angels Actually Had Good News?
We’ve turned the Three Angels’ Messages into the theological equivalent of a car alarm — loud, urgent, and ignored by everyone except the people already inside the building.
Ask most...
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Local Adventist Agrees With Pope, Deeply Uncomfortable About It
Man unsure whether to share article or burn phone
COLLEGEDALE, TN — Area Seventh-day Adventist and longtime prophecy chart enthusiast Gerald Finster, 58, confirmed Tuesday...
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Forty-Two Percent of Everyone Who Joins Us Eventually Leaves. Let’s Talk About That.
That’s not a rounding error. That’s a pattern.
Since 1965, more than 18.5 million people have joined the Seventh-day Adventist Church and then walked away...
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Your Gay Kid Didn’t Leave Because of the World. They Left Because of Us.
We told the story wrong for decades.
The version we preferred went like this: the world is seductive, the flesh is weak, and our children—raised...
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You Are Not a Backslider. You Are a Human Being Having a Hard Time.
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We have a word for people who are struggling.
We call them backsliders—which is a remarkable thing to call someone. It implies direction. It implies...
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Here’s Why the Mormons Are Way Richer Than Us
It’s not magic—it’s culture, structure, and theology. Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are, on average, wealthier than Seventh-day Adventists,...
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Potluck Will Save The Church
Theologians have failed us. The GC has (frequently) failed us. But the veggie lasagna? The veggie lasagna has never let us down.
While the General...
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Breaking the Cycle of Adventist Blackmail
In Adventist circles, everyone knows everyone else’s business—and sometimes that knowledge becomes power. Blackmail here isn’t mobsters in dark alleys; it’s gossip, selective judgment,...
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You Are Not a Prophet
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For decades, the Adventist Church has had people who feel it’s their personal duty to correct everyone else. Emails packed with Ellen White quotes....
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Superstitious Church leaders scrap 13th Sabbath tradition
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a dramatic shift for the Adventist church, world leaders have decided to discontinue the practice of holding special offerings...
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Would Adventist Leaders Be in Better Shape If They Actually Believed the Health Message?
Long before Blue Zones were trendy, we were warning about sugar, preaching whole foods, and publishing longevity data. If this message truly sharpens the...