GC: Uber Not Viable End Times Escape Plan
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference leadership of the church has warned members not to plan on booking an Uber to escape to the wilderness in the Time of Trouble. “Not only will Read more […]
Tag: Time of Trouble
SLIDESHOW: Time Of Trouble Essentials
There’s been a lot of talk about the End Times in Adventist circles lately. We’ve put together a sideshow of some essential items to keep in mind for you preppers out there. Check out our list and Read more […]
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Contractor Transforms Basements Into Time Of Trouble Bunkers
Mole Hill, Tenn. — Stor Kallare, a licensed contractor with a specialty in “luxury, prophecy-savvy design” is currently over-booked transforming the basements of Adventists across the nation, Read more […]
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Slide Show: 15 things Adventists say, decoded
Ever wonder about the meaning of those strange phrases and words Adventists let fly with the greatest of ease? Wonder no more! Read on to find out what your Adventist friends are really trying to tell you.
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Storm-devastated Adventist Canadian camp selected as World Time of Trouble Training HQ
FRASER VALLEY, BC — A two-day ice storm has devastated an Adventist-owned camp in Fraser Valley, British Columbia, reducing it to what Camp Director Petit Gerbile has likened to a “war Read more […]
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Adventists rescued as practice ‘Run for the Hills’ goes wrong
photo by http://3.bp.blogspot.com SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — A group of 28 exhausted Adventists has been rescued 24 hours after straying from a popular hiking trail. “We were on a hike that was Read more […]
