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GC: Uber Not Viable End Times Escape Plan
Second Coming, Signs of the Times, Sunday Law

GC: Uber Not Viable End Times Escape Plan

By sevvy May 30, 2022 May 30, 2022  escape plan, Lyft, Rides, Time of Trouble, Uber 0

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference leadership of the church has warned members not to plan on booking an Uber to escape to the wilderness in the Time of Trouble. “Not only will Read more […]

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