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10 Awkward Moments Every Adventist Has Experienced at Church
We’ve all been there. Church is a place of worship, community, and sometimes, those cringe-worthy moments that make you want to hide under the pew. Here are ten awkward...
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10 Complaints Adventist Pastors Have About Their Congregations
Pastoring an Adventist church isn’t for the faint of heart. Between navigating theological debates, battling members and landmine church board agenda items, our pastors...
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Local Adventist Prays For Release From Post-Service Conversation With Chatty Member
Local Adventist Matthew Thompson found himself in desperate need of divine intervention this past Sabbath as he became ensnared in a post-service conversation with...
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Extreme Voices Are Tearing Adventists Apart – Help BarelyAdventist Stop Them
Hi there, fellow Adventists!
This is Sevvy, the somewhat eccentric but always entertaining founder and main word-slinger of BarelyAdventist.
Let's be real, folks – these days,...
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7 Reasons Why Jesus Wouldn’t Recognize Modern Evangelicalism
Seven reasons why Jesus would flip the tables if he walked into a modern megachurch.
Ditch the Bling: Jesus wasn't hawking prosperity gospel from...
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America’s Most American Religion: Mormons or Adventists?
Howdy, folks! Get ready for a lively religious showdown as we delve into the heart of Americana. In one corner, we have the Seventh-day...
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Adventist Small Talk 101
Adventist small talk: where weather forecasts morph into potluck planning, and the occasional end-time prophecy gets tossed in like a conversational sprinkle. It's a...
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From Tofu to Testimony: The Ethics of Turning Cooking Classes into Conversions
Hey there, BarelyAdventist fam! We've got a sizzling topic on the menu today: the ethics of turning cooking classes into conversions. We Adventists love...
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7 Reasons to Lay Off Pastor’s Kids
Alright, Adventist fam, let's talk about the elephant in the sanctuary - pastor's kids. We all know they practically come pre-ordained, right? Wrong! But...
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Top 5 Signs You’re More Belshazzar Than You Think (Spoiler Alert: We All Are a Little Bit)
None of us want to be compared to Belshazzar, the Babylonian king who partied while his kingdom crumbled around him. But the truth is,...