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Church Politics

Devil Proud of His Church Board Attendance Record

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Underworld sources have confirmed that the Devil himself is beaming with pride over his impressive church board attendance record. According to Lucifer’s spokesperson, Beelzebob, the devil Read more […]

Church Politics

Church Board member miraculously transforms molehills into towering mountains

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WATFORD, England — Stanborough Seventh-day Adventist Church Board member, Max Forvirring, has spent the last year or so, stunning his fellow church members with his truly miraculous ability Read more […]