Your Sabbath Prep Checklist
Here’s a checklist of things to do to prepare for Sabbath: Start by turning off all your electronic devices, because you don’t want to be tempted to play Candy Crush during church. Get Read more […]
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Contractor Transforms Basements Into Time Of Trouble Bunkers
Mole Hill, Tenn. — Stor Kallare, a licensed contractor with a specialty in “luxury, prophecy-savvy design” is currently over-booked transforming the basements of Adventists across the nation, Read more […]
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Adventist wilderness bunkers selling like crazy after North Korean nuclear test
THE WOODS — Since the latest North Korean nuclear test, Adventist wilderness bunkers have turned into the hottest properties on the real estate market. Previously the exclusive obsession Read more […]
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Adventist man determined to mow lawn before Sabbath
DUSTER, Kan. — Joe Twister, a devout Adventist blew off both a tornado warning and an obvious sighting today to make sure he mowed his lawn before Sabbath. Twister told his wife and incredulous Read more […]
