Signs Your Church Has an Apocalypse Obsession
1. The sermon illustrations use more beasts from Revelation than stories about Jesus. 2. Instead of a children’s story, the kids get a “little horn” craft. 3. You start seeing symbolic Read more […]
Tag: Sunday Law
Adventist Town Gripped by Sunday Law Fears as Local Bakery Announces Sunday Closure
Hopeville, SDA – In news that has sent shivers down the spines of even the most seasoned doomsayers, Hopeville’s beloved “Heavenly Pastries” bakery announced its doors will be closed this coming Read more […]
Ben Carson announces run for presidency, promises no Sunday Law
BREAKING NEWS BALTIMORE, Md. — In attempt to shore up Adventist support for his newly announced presidential bid, Ben Carson has promised to veto any and all attempts at passing Sunday Law Read more […]
Saturday Law declared in Collegedale, Tenn.
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — The Board of Commissioners for the City of Collegedale, Tenn. has passed a city-wide policy requiring all business and places of work to cease operations from Friday to Saturday Read more […]