Adventist Dog Prays Before Meals, Refuses to Fetch on Sabbath

SILVER SPRING, Md. — An Adventist family’s dog named Samson has developed some unique habits. The Johnson family of Silver Spring first noticed something was up when Samson began to sit quietly Read more […]

Local Adventist Invokes “Ox in the Ditch” Loophole to Work on Beating Video Game Level

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Local Adventist gamer Landon Reese invoked the rarely used “ox in the ditch” clause this past Sabbath to continue working on beating a particularly difficult video game Read more […]

GC MOVIE – Heaven Entrance Exam Leaked: “What Day is the Sabbath?” Only Question

The upcoming General Conference-produced movie “The Pearly Gates Dilemma” has leaked a controversial scene that has the Adventist community buzzing. The scene reveals that as eager believers line Read more […]

Adventist College Kid Picking Church Fully Based On Quality of Potluck

In a move that has surprised absolutely no one familiar with Adventist church culture, local Adventist university student Jason Frimbly has based his entire church home decision on one key factor Read more […]

Ladida SDA Church Replaces “Happy Sabbath” with “Namaste” Greeting

Ladida, Maine – In a move that has sent ripples of controversy through the Ladida Seventh-day Adventist Church, the church board has decided to update the congregation’s Sabbath greetings by substituting Read more […]

Pastor Suing British Union Conference for Making Him Work on Sabbath

WATFORD, Herts. — A stressed out, nearly-ordained pastor has filed a religious discrimination lawsuit against the British Union Conference of Seventh-day Adventists. The Adventist minister claims Read more […]

Is paying for something OK on Sabbath if you call it a donation? Adventists speak up.

  Is paying for something OK on Sabbath if you call it a donation? Some Adventists speak up: Spencer Spendthrift, ABC Store Personal Shopper “It all depends. If a legit Adventist Read more […]