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Southern Adventist University
Southern Adventist University
Southern to introduce electronic tagging for all students
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Southern Adventist University Administration has decided to introduce electronic monitoring of all students starting this Fall Semester. Students are asked to...
Adventist Culture
New Union College President recruited to professional softball team
LINCOLN, Neb. --- "The timing is a little awkward as I literally just took the job as Union College President," said Dr. Vinita Sauder,...
Mission Trip
Southern to send all slackers as student missionaries
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Southern Adventist University unveiled bold plans to send all of their confirmed "slacker" students oversees for year-long mission assignments. Lazy students...
Adventist Culture
Walla Walla University to offer arranged marriages to all single students
COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. --- "After years of intense competition, Walla Walla has dealt Southern a death blow," read an internal Walla Walla University administration...
Adventist Education
Southern to be renamed Little Debbie University
Collegedale, Tenn. - Ever the innovators in Adventist education, Southern Adventist University administrators have agreed to a complete re-branding of the institution. Effective immediately,...