Signs You Are on a Mission Trip Gone Wrong
Mission trips are a hotly-anticipated adventure for many Adventists. Of course, they can also have their challenges that put a damper on things. Challenges like: A typhoon lands the moment you Read more […]
Category: Mission Trip
Bernie Sanders Proposes Student Missionary Pay For All Americans
AMERICA — Leading Democratic presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders made headlines today by pushing for Adventist student missionary pay for all Americans. Claiming that the new universal Read more […]
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Epcot Center Visits Now Count As Overseas Mission
SILVER SPRING, Md. — GC Missions strategists have confirmed that visits to Orlando’s Epcot Center satisfy all the requirements for overseas mission as the place has a “super international feel Read more […]
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Barbie Plans Perfect Beach Adventure / Mission Trip
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Barbie (a third generation Adventist in case you didn’t know) announced minutes ago on Instagram that she and her praise band guitarist boyfriend, Ken, have bought their Read more […]
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Maranatha International Gets Own HGTV Show
ROSEVILLE, Calif. — Adventist construction nonprofit Maranatha International has made denominational history by being the first Adventist organization to get its own HGTV (Home & Garden Read more […]
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Adventist family prayerfully searching for tropical island with stunning beaches for “mission trip”
ATLANTA, Ga. — All five members of the Kostoso family have spent the last several days in prayer and sincere online research as they have attempted to find a gorgeous island with perfect white Read more […]
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Barbie releases Adventist missionary doll
EL SEGUNDO, Calif. — Mattel, the corporation that makes the popular Barbie doll, has decided to add to its ever-expanding range with the “Adventist Missionary Barbie.” The release of Adventist Read more […]
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Maranatha teams deploy to rebuild churches devastated by last year’s shoddy workmanship
Hundreds of Maranatha volunteers are deplaning in exotic countries the world over, bound for crumbling church buildings that they just built last summer. The teams have been summoned by dozens Read more […]
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Ted Wilson retires from GC Presidency, takes up church construction
LA ROMANA, Dominican Republic — “I’m done with office work,” explained Pastor Ted Wilson from his perch at the top of some scaffolding. A natural handyman, Wilson gave up his role as General Read more […]
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Southern to send all slackers as student missionaries
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University unveiled bold plans to send all of their confirmed “slacker” students oversees for year-long mission assignments. Lazy students have been Read more […]
