End Times
Southern Launching End Times-Themed Tough Mudder Called “Run for the Hills”
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University is set to launch an exhilarating new event designed to test the mettle of even the most devout Adventists: the "Run for the...
Southern Adventist University
US News and World Report Declares Southern Best College to Find Vegetarian Spouse
Collegedale, Tenn. --- For the first time ever, US News and World Report has ranked schools in view of their ability to provide students...
Southern Adventist University
Southern Doubles Fines To Keep Up With Inflation
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. - Student behavior at Southern Adventist University improved drastically this week after news that the school was doubling the price of its...
Marriage
Adventist Husband Celebrates 24 Hours Of Being Right While Wife At Women’s Retreat
Not since his single days has Adventist business owner, Chase Lindgren, enjoyed such an uninterrupted period of flawless decision making. After his wife took...
Southern Adventist University
Southern Adventist University Fining Students For Coffee Breath
Collegedale, Tenn. - Always on the forefront of Adventist student regulation, Southern Adventist University announced today it has started fining students for coffee breath.
Any...
Adventist Culture
Biden Calls For Forgiveness Of Southern Adventist University Student Fine Debt
WASHINGTON, D.C. - US President-Elect Joe Biden has called for immediate congressional action to cancel “crippling Southern Adventist University fine debt.”
The politician said that...
Adventist Culture
BREAKING: Trump Directed Southern’s Campus Safety To Spy On Biden
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Recently-surfaced Oval Office call transcripts that were declassified this morning show that President Donald Trump directed Campus Safety officers at Southern...
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Homeland Security Secretary Resigns to Focus on Curfew Enforcement at Southern
WASHINGTON, DC - This week, US Homeland Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen resigned her position after 16 months on the often controversial job of deploying Trump-era...
Southern Adventist University
Southern Declares State of Emergency as Marriage Rate Dips
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Southern Adventist University has declared a State of Emergency after what administration described as a "troubling drop in marriage rates among...
Southern Adventist University
Southern to include wedding expenses in graduation fees
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. —- A press release from Southern Adventist University has announced that in order to “streamline what often turns out to be nearly...
Southern Adventist University
Southern increases student fines to keep up with inflation
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Southern Adventist University has raised the price of students fines to keep up with inflation.
All of the items on the university's...