Adventist Review Accidentally Prints Taylor Swift’s Tour Schedule Instead of Camp Meeting Dates

In a surprising mix-up that has Adventists everywhere checking their calendars, the Adventist Review’s latest issue mistakenly published Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour” schedule instead of the annual Read more […]

Holy Connections: The Matchmaking Service for Seminarians

Calling all single seminarians with ministerial dreams and an impending job market!  The Adventist Church is introducing “Holy Connections,” the revolutionary matchmaking service designed exclusively Read more […]

Seminarian Carries Proverbs 31 Woman Checklist on Dates

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Md. – Ultra-organized and entirely over-earnest, Del E. Gencia, a second-year Andrews seminarian, is feeling the pressure to find the right woman before he is deployed to the field Read more […]

US News and World Report Declares Southern Best College to Find Vegetarian Spouse

Collegedale, Tenn. — For the first time ever, US News and World Report has ranked schools in view of their ability to provide students with “a high chance of finding a vegetarian to marry.” US Read more […]