The politician said that “no Southern Adventist University student should have to chose between paying down fine debt and the purchase of delicious Little Debby treats.”
Speaking at a press conference, Biden mopped sweat from his forehead as he bemoaned Southern’s fines for everything from vespers skips to the presence of lounge furniture in dorm rooms.
“I’d be fined broke if I went to that school,” said Biden, citing his weakness for over-sized TVs in his bedroom and fish tanks exceeding Southern’s stated size limit of 55 gallons.
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If Biden wants my full support, he needs to show retroactive process to my golden days at AUC. Then I will be a happily converted Democrat. Let’s be fair about this item. No more discrimination. Treat us all the same-fair&square. A.S.D.A. S.M-All SDA Students Matter. This is ther new mantra!!