Health Message
Adventist Can’t Lose Weight No Matter How Many Little Debbie’s He Eats
Local Adventist Caleb Johnson just can't seem to lose those stubborn last 15 pounds no matter how much he eats Adventist-owned Little Debbie snack cakes, sources confirmed today.
"I don't...
General Conference
Little Debbie Elected First Female GC President
ST. LOUIS, Mo. — For the first time in history, a female has been elected president of the General Conference.
Little Debbie won the position...
Health Message
Adventist App Shows How Your Body Will Look In Heaven
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — ADVENTBOD, an Adventist startup based on Loma Linda University campus, promises subscribers realistic renderings of how their bodies will look...
Little Debbie's
Adventist Prays Little Debbie Treat Will Nourish And Strengthen His Body
Chattanooga, Tenn. - Dying to rip open a box of Little Debbie Nutty Buddy treats, local Pathfinder counselor Patch Aittems paused briefly to say...
Annual Council
Annual Council Delegates Served Little Debbie Treats to Promote “Sweet Spirit”
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. --- The day directly after a controversial Annual Council 2018 vote on a murky "compliance document," all delegates have been served...
Little Debbie's
GC votes to exclude Little Debbie’s Nutty Bars from its Investment Portfolio
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The General Conference Investment Board has voted to direct the GC Investment Management Committee “that in keeping with our longstanding position on...
Adventist Food
UN Secretary General honors Adventist Church for “Amazing Breakfast Cereal Innovations”
NEW YORK, N.Y. --- In an early morning ceremony today, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon formally thanked the Seventh-day Adventist Church for promoting health...
Adventist Culture
Southern: Student meal plans now only valid at Little Debbie bakery store
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Southern Adventist University announced a major update to its student meal plan policies this morning, stating students would only be able...
Ben Carson
Ben Carson wins Little Debbie’s presidential endorsement
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- While Seventh-day Adventist opinions on Adventist former neurosurgeon Ben Carson's presidential candidacy have been all over the map, a large, Adventist-owned...
Adventist Food
Report: Little Debbie not so little anymore
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- McKee Foods, the Adventist-owned parent company of the legendary Little Debbie snack cakes, is being forced to rebrand. The reason? Little...
Adventist Food
VIDEO: Southern student’s Little Debbie-inspired short film
The workweek approacheth and we thought it was time for a Little Debbie - inspired short film to shake things up. So here for...