Little Debbie Elected First Female GC President
ST. LOUIS, Mo. — For the first time in history, a female has been elected president of the General Conference. Little Debbie won the position by a landslide vote of nominating committee Read more […]
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Adventist App Shows How Your Body Will Look In Heaven
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — ADVENTBOD, an Adventist startup based on Loma Linda University campus, promises subscribers realistic renderings of how their bodies will look in the sweet bye and bye. Depending Read more […]
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Adventist Prays Little Debbie Treat Will Nourish And Strengthen His Body
Chattanooga, Tenn. – Dying to rip open a box of Little Debbie Nutty Buddy treats, local Pathfinder counselor Patch Aittems paused briefly to say grace, asking for the sugar bomb to nourish and Read more […]
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Annual Council Delegates Served Little Debbie Treats to Promote “Sweet Spirit”
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — The day directly after a controversial Annual Council 2018 vote on a murky “compliance document,” all delegates have been served Little Debbie snack cakes to promote a Read more […]
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GC votes to exclude Little Debbie’s Nutty Bars from its Investment Portfolio
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference Investment Board has voted to direct the GC Investment Management Committee “that in keeping with our longstanding position on at least managing Read more […]
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UN Secretary General honors Adventist Church for “Amazing Breakfast Cereal Innovations”
NEW YORK, N.Y. — In an early morning ceremony today, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon formally thanked the Seventh-day Adventist Church for promoting health worldwide through “amazing Read more […]
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Southern: Student meal plans now only valid at Little Debbie bakery store
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University announced a major update to its student meal plan policies this morning, stating students would only be able to use their plans at the nearby Read more […]
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Ben Carson wins Little Debbie’s presidential endorsement
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — While Seventh-day Adventist opinions on Adventist former neurosurgeon Ben Carson’s presidential candidacy have been all over the map, a large, Adventist-owned corporation Read more […]
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Report: Little Debbie not so little anymore
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — McKee Foods, the Adventist-owned parent company of the legendary Little Debbie snack cakes, is being forced to rebrand. The reason? Little Debbie can by no stretch of the Read more […]
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VIDEO: Southern student’s Little Debbie-inspired short film
The workweek approacheth and we thought it was time for a Little Debbie – inspired short film to shake things up. So here for your viewing pleasure is “Goodbye Honey Bun”, a short produced and directed Read more […]
