Adventist App Shows How Your Body Will Look In Heaven

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — ADVENTBOD, an Adventist startup based on Loma Linda University campus, promises subscribers realistic renderings of how their bodies will look in the sweet bye and bye.

Depending on the cost of your monthly subscription level, the app provides everything from a black and white base-level image of your future silhouette, to life-sized holograms of future, heavenly you.

While critics think the app encourages complacency in users that feel they can double down on the cheeseburgers in the here and now because their future bodies will be perfect, ADVENTBOD has responded saying that there is absolutely “nothing wrong with looking forward to all that heaven brings, INCLUDING your flawless six-pack.”


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