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How to be Adventist in 2024

Breaking Out of the Bubble in 2024: We Adventists love our bubbles, but it's time to branch out and engage with the wider world. Let's shed the "exclusive/peculiar Adventist"...
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Loma Linda No Longer Blue Zone After Retired Church Administrators Move In, Ruin Life Expectancy

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Long the jewel in the Adventist lifestyle crown, Loma Linda has suffered a dramatic fall from grace due to the...
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UN Secretary General honors Adventist Church for “Amazing Breakfast Cereal Innovations”

NEW YORK, N.Y. --- In an early morning ceremony today, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon formally thanked the Seventh-day Adventist Church for promoting health...
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San Antonio declared Blue Zone as Adventist centenarians arrive for General Conference

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- A team of National Geographic reporters has declared San Antonio a Blue Zone as scores of centenarians have descended upon...

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