How to be Adventist in 2024

Breaking Out of the Bubble in 2024: We Adventists love our bubbles, but it’s time to branch out and engage with the wider world. Let’s shed the “exclusive/peculiar Adventist” stereotype and actively Read more […]

Loma Linda No Longer Blue Zone After Retired Church Administrators Move In, Ruin Life Expectancy

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Long the jewel in the Adventist lifestyle crown, Loma Linda has suffered a dramatic fall from grace due to the torrential influx of retired church administrators moving to Read more […]

UN Secretary General honors Adventist Church for “Amazing Breakfast Cereal Innovations”

NEW YORK, N.Y. — In an early morning ceremony today, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon formally thanked the Seventh-day Adventist Church for promoting health worldwide through “amazing Read more […]

San Antonio declared Blue Zone as Adventist centenarians arrive for General Conference

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — A team of National Geographic reporters has declared San Antonio a Blue Zone as scores of centenarians have descended upon the city for the Seventh-day Adventist Church’s Read more […]