Monday, July 14, 2025

San Antonio 2015 General Conference Session

Independent review declares GC San Antonio complete fiasco. Recommends redo.

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- An independent review of the 2015 San Antonio-based General Conference Session has declared it a "complete fiasco." The review by the Adventist Anti-Corruption Bureau took two...

Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Adventist Michael Ryan for moderating GC Women’s Ordination Debate

OSLO, Norway --- In a surprise announcement, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has announced that for the first time a Seventh-day Adventist has been awarded...

New General Conference slogan: “Unity Over Conscience”

Silver Spring, MD --- General Conference leaders seeking a catchy slogan to power their efforts until the next GC elections have found one they...

Union College to build student center from Legos

LINCOLN, Neb. --- In a crowded field of Adventist colleges competing for attention, Union College may just have the summer's trump card: the school...

Slacker GC San Antonio delegates face pay cuts over skipped meetings

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- "Delegates who played hooky during the San Antonio GC business meetings are about to get their comeuppance," warned General Conference...

Adventist Church Seeks Most Boring City Possible for Future GC Session

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Plagued by delegate participation falling by half in sessions not dealing with hot-button issues, Seventh-day Adventist leadership is seeking the...

GC Adventists refuse to leave, crown San Antonio “Adventist Salt Lake”

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- Halfway through the day after the closing ceremonies of the General Conference Session, tens of thousands of Adventists have announced...

Ben Carson to announce Doug Batchelor as running mate at GC closing ceremony

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- In his largest campaign rally to date,  Seventh-day Adventist former neurosurgeon and current United States presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson...

Thousands of single Adventists furiously flirting on last GC day

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- With the doors of the ark-like Alamodome about to close for good on the San Antonio General Conference Session, single...

San Antonio vote defines “future GC delegate” as “male Adventist with midlife crisis”

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- On the last day of General Conference Session business meetings, a landslide majority of delegates voted to tighten the definition...

GC Session booths attacked by man wielding whip

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- Pandemonium erupted among the GC San Antonio booths in the Henry B Gonzalez Convention Center this morning as an enraged...