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Adventist Version Of “The Bachelor” Canceled After Last Eligible Man Marries

It’s been a rough day for producers of The Adventist Bachelor, an Adventist reality show promising to be the best thing to happen to...

OBG – Slide Show: What to wear to church

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Chuck Norris converts to Adventism, turns world vegetarian

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. --- Mere days after famed martial arts action movie star Chuck Norris announced his conversion to Seventh-day Adventism, vegetarianism has spread like...

Southwestern Adventist University cashes in on Tex-Mex heritage, offers haystacks degree

KEENE, Texas --- "We trust that this will settle the question of which is the 'most Adventist' of Adventist universities," said Bubba Bigger, a...

San Antonio declared Blue Zone as Adventist centenarians arrive for General Conference

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- A team of National Geographic reporters has declared San Antonio a Blue Zone as scores of centenarians have descended upon...

Christian intimacy book, “The Adventist Missionary Position,” hits shelves

NAMPA, Idaho --- In an attempt to counter secular guides to marriage intimacy, Pacific Press has released "The Adventist Missionary Position." The publisher bills...

Ben Carson announces run for presidency, promises no Sunday Law

BREAKING NEWS BALTIMORE, Md. --- In attempt to shore up Adventist support for his newly announced presidential bid, Ben Carson has promised to veto any...

Poll: 99% of Adventists believe it is better to give than to receive CHIP cookbooks

WASHINGTON, D.C. --- The results of a Pew Survey into cultural attitudes within Adventism has unearthed timely data as Adventists everywhere gather under the...