Tag: Adventist
Adventist Version Of “The Bachelor” Canceled After Last Eligible Man Marries
It’s been a rough day for producers of The Adventist Bachelor, an Adventist reality show promising to be the best thing to happen to Adventist television since Doug Batchelor’s first on-stage Read more […]
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OBG – Slide Show: What to wear to church
Look what we dug up from the archives! // SPONSORED LINKS Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists who want to change that status wanted. Follow @BarelyAdventist // Read more […]
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Chuck Norris converts to Adventism, turns world vegetarian
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Mere days after famed martial arts action movie star Chuck Norris announced his conversion to Seventh-day Adventism, vegetarianism has spread like wildfire as the diet of Read more […]
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Southwestern Adventist University cashes in on Tex-Mex heritage, offers haystacks degree
KEENE, Texas — “We trust that this will settle the question of which is the ‘most Adventist’ of Adventist universities,” said Bubba Bigger, a Southwestern Adventist University spokesperson, Read more […]
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San Antonio declared Blue Zone as Adventist centenarians arrive for General Conference
SAN ANTONIO, Texas — A team of National Geographic reporters has declared San Antonio a Blue Zone as scores of centenarians have descended upon the city for the Seventh-day Adventist Church’s Read more […]
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Christian intimacy book, “The Adventist Missionary Position,” hits shelves
NAMPA, Idaho — In an attempt to counter secular guides to marriage intimacy, Pacific Press has released “The Adventist Missionary Position.” The publisher bills the book as being “jam-packed Read more […]
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Ben Carson announces run for presidency, promises no Sunday Law
BREAKING NEWS BALTIMORE, Md. — In attempt to shore up Adventist support for his newly announced presidential bid, Ben Carson has promised to veto any and all attempts at passing Sunday Law Read more […]
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Poll: 99% of Adventists believe it is better to give than to receive CHIP cookbooks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The results of a Pew Survey into cultural attitudes within Adventism has unearthed timely data as Adventists everywhere gather under the Christmas tree to exchange gifts: Read more […]
