Pastor Saša Gunjević First Adventist Pastor To Maintain Credentials After Wearing Non-Regulation Socks

Pastor Sasha Gunjević of Hamburg-Grindelberg Adventist Church has made international Adventist headlines lately for sporting non-regulation socks during his sermons. The pastor is the first Adventist Read more […]

How to Spot When an Adventist is Bragging

We Adventists like to at least appear humble. But once in a while some status signaling happens. You know an Adventist is bragging when they say any of the following: “I am constantly grateful Read more […]

John the Baptist Banned From Church Over Revealing Outfit

ICEBUCKET, Mich. — John the Baptist was banned from Shepherd SDA Church last Sabbath after turning up for a service in his usual camel hair attire. The preacher immediately attracted the attention Read more […]

Sabbath Dress Code Cop Shocked People Leaving Church

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. – Self-appointed church dress code cop, Hilda Frumper, has handed out a record number of Sabbath attire tickets this month. Frumper has ticketed members for skirt length, Read more […]

Gender-Neutral Ministries Dept Replaces Women’s/Men’s Ministries In Swedish Union

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Segregated men’s and women’s ministries are a thing of the past in the Swedish Adventist Church. The old departments have been thrown out in favor of what the Swedish Union Read more […]

Adventist Churches Not Re-Opening Until Everyone Gets Haircut

Finally. ADVENTIST WORLD — Conference and union leaders across the Adventist world have warned their churches will stay shut until their members get haircuts. “Lack of access to hair salons Read more […]

Adventists Split On Whether You Should Dress Up For Online Church

Front row material. ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists are finding it impossible to agree on whether or not we should all be dressing up for streaming church. According to a survey by the Center for Read more […]

GC Announces Adventist Pioneer-Themed Halloween Party

  SILVER SPRING, Md. — For Halloween this year, General Conference officials are asking everyone to dress as Adventist pioneers again. “Channelling the Whites was so much fun in Battle Read more […]

Nicki Minaj Announces Retirement, Donation Of Entire Wardrobe To Adventist Community Services

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Rapper Nicki Minaj followed the shocking announcement of her retirement with another tweet saying that she was donating her entire stage wardrobe to Adventist Community Read more […]