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Bible Study Group Spends Six Hours Debating Jesus’s Hairstyle, Fails to Reach Consensus
What started as a routine Wednesday night Bible study at Hairsplit Seventh-day Adventist church quickly spiraled into an intense theological debate when someone innocently asked, "So, what do you...
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Local Church Experiments With ‘Casual Sabbath’, Half Congregation Turns Up in Pajamas
In an attempt to attract more young people and boost attendance, the Slumber Springs Seventh-day Adventist Church recently implemented a "Casual Sabbath" dress code....
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New Adventist Dress Code Bans Anything More Stylish Than a Muu-Muu
SILVER SPRING, Md. - The General Conference Modesty Committee has issued a new dress code policy banning any clothing deemed too fashionable or stylish...
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GC: Adventist Women Must Waterski/Wakeboard in Full-Length Dresses
In a move anticipating summer water sports, the General Conference has issued a new mandate: all female Adventist waterskiers/wakeboarders must don full-length dresses while...
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GC to Vote on Dress Code for Heaven
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference headquarters of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has announced plans to hold a special session to vote on...
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Pastor Saša Gunjević First Adventist Pastor To Maintain Credentials After Wearing Non-Regulation Socks
Pastor Sasha Gunjević of Hamburg-Grindelberg Adventist Church has made international Adventist headlines lately for sporting non-regulation socks during his sermons. The pastor is the...
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How to Spot When an Adventist is Bragging
We Adventists like to at least appear humble. But once in a while some status signaling happens. You know an Adventist is bragging when...
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John the Baptist Banned From Church Over Revealing Outfit
ICEBUCKET, Mich. — John the Baptist was banned from Shepherd SDA Church last Sabbath after turning up for a service in his usual camel...
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Sabbath Dress Code Cop Shocked People Leaving Church
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. - Self-appointed church dress code cop, Hilda Frumper, has handed out a record number of Sabbath attire tickets this month.
Frumper has...
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Gender-Neutral Ministries Dept Replaces Women’s/Men’s Ministries In Swedish Union
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Segregated men’s and women’s ministries are a thing of the past in the Swedish Adventist Church. The old departments have been...
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Kanye To Reinvent Baptismal Robes As President
Los Angeles, Calif. --- Vowing to "make baptismal robes great again," Kanye West restated his intention to run for United States president this week.
The...