Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Adventist Attire

Bible Study Group Spends Six Hours Debating Jesus’s Hairstyle, Fails to Reach Consensus

What started as a routine Wednesday night Bible study at Hairsplit Seventh-day Adventist church quickly spiraled into an intense theological debate when someone innocently asked, "So, what do you...

Local Church Experiments With ‘Casual Sabbath’, Half Congregation Turns Up in Pajamas

In an attempt to attract more young people and boost attendance, the Slumber Springs Seventh-day Adventist Church recently implemented a "Casual Sabbath" dress code....

New Adventist Dress Code Bans Anything More Stylish Than a Muu-Muu

SILVER SPRING, Md. - The General Conference Modesty Committee has issued a new dress code policy banning any clothing deemed too fashionable or stylish...

GC: Adventist Women Must Waterski/Wakeboard in Full-Length Dresses

In a move anticipating summer water sports, the General Conference has issued a new mandate: all female Adventist waterskiers/wakeboarders must don full-length dresses while...

GC to Vote on Dress Code for Heaven

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference headquarters of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has announced plans to hold a special session to vote on...

Pastor Saša Gunjević First Adventist Pastor To Maintain Credentials After Wearing Non-Regulation Socks

Pastor Sasha Gunjević of Hamburg-Grindelberg Adventist Church has made international Adventist headlines lately for sporting non-regulation socks during his sermons. The pastor is the...

How to Spot When an Adventist is Bragging

We Adventists like to at least appear humble. But once in a while some status signaling happens. You know an Adventist is bragging when...

John the Baptist Banned From Church Over Revealing Outfit

ICEBUCKET, Mich. — John the Baptist was banned from Shepherd SDA Church last Sabbath after turning up for a service in his usual camel...

Sabbath Dress Code Cop Shocked People Leaving Church

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. - Self-appointed church dress code cop, Hilda Frumper, has handed out a record number of Sabbath attire tickets this month. Frumper has...

Gender-Neutral Ministries Dept Replaces Women’s/Men’s Ministries In Swedish Union

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Segregated men’s and women’s ministries are a thing of the past in the Swedish Adventist Church. The old departments have been...

Kanye To Reinvent Baptismal Robes As President

Los Angeles, Calif. --- Vowing to "make baptismal robes great again," Kanye West restated his intention to run for United States president this week. The...