Pastor Horrified as Children’s Story Features Jael Tale

It was supposed to be a simple children’s story time at the Piney Woods Adventist Church. But the sweet-as-pie Sister Hubbard had other plans when she took her place on stage. “Hi boys and girls!” Read more […]

How to Spot When an Adventist is Bragging

We Adventists like to at least appear humble. But once in a while some status signaling happens. You know an Adventist is bragging when they say any of the following: “I am constantly grateful Read more […]

Pastors’ Wives Win Back Pay For Years Of Unpaid Labor

FINALLY: The US Supreme Court has ruled to award Adventist pastors’ wives backpay for all the unpaid work they have done simply because of their marriage to a pastor. In the ruling, the justices Read more […]

GC removes clapping/stomping from “If you’re happy and you know it”

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Childrens’ Sabbath School departments and summer camps across the Adventist world have been urgently advised to “remove all references to clapping and stomping from the Read more […]

Entire church wondering when clueless dad will carry out screaming baby

PARADISE, Calif. — What started as isolated and almost forgivable sobs has quickly escalated to a stream of high-pitched wailing. Everybody at Paradise Adventist Church is wondering when exactly Read more […]