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Uber Eats Now Delivering Adventist Communion Kits

Uber Eats has announced its latest offering: Adventist Communion Kits. Now, Adventists everywhere can experience communion from the comfort of their own homes, or anywhere their Uber driver can...
Communion

Sock Fashion Dos and Don’ts for Communion Sabbath

Adventist communion attire is pretty straightforward. Skirts hit the knee, shirts hide the shoulders, all very respectful. But there's one often-overlooked landmine lurking beneath...
Communion

Keto Enthusiast Shuns Communion, Citing Carb Concerns

Avid keto enthusiast and devout Adventist, Doug Atkins, took a pass on communion last Sabbath, citing his commitment to the low-carb lifestyle. "I just couldn't...
Communion

New Convert Asks Why Communion Wafers so Tasteless

PARIS, France — A new convert has been given a stern talking to after questioning the flavor of communion wafers. Sans Saveur asked the...
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Picture This: 11 Adventist Buzzkills

Joy can be found in many things, in many places. These are not those things. These are not those places.
Communion

Contactless Footwashing Coming To An Adventist Church Near You

SILVER SPRING, Md. ---- When Adventist Churches finally re-open, members can expect to see a slew of changes on Sabbath morning. One of the...
Communion

Tupperware pays tithe on Adventist foot-washing bowl contract

ORLANDO, Fla. --- Tupperware Brands Corporation, parent company of popular Tupperware products, has paid tithe on the first 12 months of a world-wide exclusive...
Communion

Adventist Church designates Welch’s as only acceptable communion juice

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In an attempt to "streamline the practice of communion," the General Conference headquarters of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has designated...

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