Uber Eats Now Delivering Adventist Communion Kits

Uber Eats has announced its latest offering: Adventist Communion Kits. Now, Adventists everywhere can experience communion from the comfort of their own homes, or anywhere their Uber driver can Read more […]

Sock Fashion Dos and Donā€™ts for Communion Sabbath

Adventist communion attire is pretty straightforward. Skirts hit the knee, shirts hide the shoulders, all very respectful. But there’s one often-overlooked landmine lurking beneath the pews: socks. Read more […]

Keto Enthusiast Shuns Communion, Citing Carb Concerns

Avid keto enthusiast and devout Adventist, Doug Atkins, took a pass on communion last Sabbath, citing his commitment to the low-carb lifestyle. “I just couldn’t do it,” confessed Atkins, a Read more […]

New Convert Asks Why Communion Wafers so Tasteless

PARIS, France ā€” A new convert has been given a stern talking to after questioning the flavor of communion wafers. Sans Saveur asked the question at a church potluck immediately following his Read more […]

Contactless Footwashing Coming To An Adventist Church Near You

Showers of blessing… SILVER SPRING, Md. —- When Adventist Churches finally re-open, members can expect to see a slew of changes on Sabbath morning. One of the areas that will never be Read more […]

Tupperware pays tithe on Adventist foot-washing bowl contract

ORLANDO, Fla. — Tupperware Brands Corporation, parent company of popular Tupperware products, has paid tithe on the first 12 months of a world-wide exclusive foot-washing bowl contract with Read more […]

Adventist Church designates Welch’s as only acceptable communion juice

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an attempt to “streamline the practice of communion,” the General Conference headquarters of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has designated Welch’s grape juice as the Read more […]