Baptism
Pastor Accused of Rushing Through Baptism in Freezing River
Pastor Randall Pitts of the Boise Westview Seventh-day Adventist Church is under fire this week after several church members accused him of recklessly rushing through a baptism ceremony in...
Baptism
Pastor Disciplined for Holding Baptismal Candidates Underwater Too Long
Pastor Jeb was known for his long-winded baptismal services at the Dry Gulch Adventist Church. Whenever he baptized someone, Jeb liked to add his...
Baptism
Baptism Embargo In Place Until Next Crusade
Organizers of a conference-wide evangelistic campaign taking place next summer have announced a year-long "Baptism Embargo" until the big event. The embargo, they claim,...
Baptism
Sub-3-Hour Marathon Added To Baptismal Requirements
Those wishing to be baptized anytime after next Sabbath had better commit to a serious training regimen because the requirements of baptismal candidates are...
Baptism
PhD Now Required for Baptism
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Biblical Research Institute has announced that all future Adventists baptisms will require successful candidates to earn a PhD in...
Baptism
Snopes Fact Checks GC Baptismal Numbers
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Fact-checking website Snopes is investigating baptismal numbers released by the General Conference after flagging them for what the site calls...
Baptism
GC: La Sierra-Based Baptisms Require Redo Elsewhere
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — A flood of rebaptisms is expected to hit Southern California after a GC edict released earlier today requiring anyone baptized on...
Adventist Culture
Picture This: 11 Adventist Buzzkills
Joy can be found in many things, in many places.
These are not those things. These are not those places.
Adventist Culture
Altar Call Length Doubled To Make Up For Time Lost During COVID
SILVER SPRING, Md. - The General Conference Office of Quality Assurance has announced that, as churches start to open up for in-person services, altar...
Baptism
Ethiopian Eunuch’s Rebaptism Required After Church Finds Out He Hadn’t Studied 28 Fundamentals
MIDDLE EAST --- Fresh off a deeply meaningful baptism performed by Philip the Evangelist, the Ethiopian eunuch received news today that he would need...
Baptism
SWAT team frees trapped Adventists from altar call
ATRAPADO, Fla. --- Minutes ago, 250 souls were freed from Atrapado Lane Adventist Church by a SWAT team.
The rescue mission took place after...