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ICEBUCKET, Mich. — John the Baptist was banned from Shepherd SDA Church last Sabbath after turning up for a service in his usual camel hair attire. The preacher immediately attracted the attention of church greeters who said he would not even be issued a bulletin until he’d found a shirt and tie in the Dorcas shed.
John briefly considered complying with the demand of the incensed members – not because he agreed with the dress code but because he’d underestimated how cold Michigan could get.
He decided to leave after the church greeters told him locusts were not on the potluck menu and that he was banned until he could learn about basic modesty in dress.
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