Adventist Men
Single Deacon Grateful to be God’s Gift to Humanity
In a revelation that has left his fellow churchgoers both annoyed and amused, 27-year-old Adventist bachelor, Daniel McSingleton, has declared himself to be "God's gift to humanity" due to...
Adventist Men
9 Kinds of Adventist Bachelor
You’re on the lookout for a suitable Adventist man. It helps to know your options. Here are a few that tend to bubble up:
Unmarried...
Adventist Men
Eligible Adventist Males Declared Endangered Species
FONTAINEBLEU, France — The International Union for Conservation of Nature has made its first human addition to the list of endangered species: eligible Adventist...
Adventist Men
Local Church Bachelor Claims He is Too Pretty to Step Down as Greeter
VANITYVILLE, Calif. — Joe Shmugh has notified his local congregation’s nominating committee that there is “no way this side of eternity” he is stepping...
Adventist Attire
Gender-Neutral Ministries Dept Replaces Women’s/Men’s Ministries In Swedish Union
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Segregated men’s and women’s ministries are a thing of the past in the Swedish Adventist Church. The old departments have been...
Adventist Men
Pastor’s Husband Sick Of Being Judged On Terrible Flower Displays
Local pastor’s husband R. N. Down could not be prouder of his wife and her ministry to their congregation. And while he is trying...
Adventist Men
Slacker Church Parking Volunteer Hasn’t Done Job In Months
This guy literally hasn’t done a thing in months. While he used to self-importantly stride around the church parking lot on Sabbath mornings, all...
Adventist Men
Single, Eligible Adventist Men Declared Endangered Species
New York, N.Y. --- The United Nations has added single, eligible Adventist males to the list of critically endangered species worldwide.
The action was taken...
Adventist Men
Adventist suffers neck pain from unequal yoking to smarter wife
LOS ANGELES, Calif. --- An Adventist man was taken to the emergency room of East Los Angeles-based White Memorial Medical Center this morning with...
Adventist Attire
Adventist men’s apparel set flying off shelves for Father’s Day
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventist Book Centers around the world are struggling to keep up with the onslaught of frenzied Father's Day shoppers, desperate...
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Slide Show: #TBT — Adventists legends when they were young(ish)
It's Throwback Thursday! Can you guess who these Adventists/Adventist-connected people are?