In a revelation that has left his fellow churchgoers both annoyed and amused, 27-year-old Adventist bachelor, Daniel McSingleton, has declared himself to be “God’s gift to humanity” due to his unique Read more […]
You’re on the lookout for a suitable Adventist man. It helps to know your options. Here are a few that tend to bubble up: Unmarried 40-something These tend to be single for a reason, not Read more […]
FONTAINEBLEU, France — The International Union for Conservation of Nature has made its first human addition to the list of endangered species: eligible Adventist males. The IUCN said that numbers Read more […]
VANITYVILLE, Calif. — Joe Shmugh has notified his local congregation’s nominating committee that there is “no way this side of eternity” he is stepping down from his “vital role” as Read more […]
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Segregated men’s and women’s ministries are a thing of the past in the Swedish Adventist Church. The old departments have been thrown out in favor of what the Swedish Union Read more […]
Local pastor’s husband R. N. Down could not be prouder of his wife and her ministry to their congregation. And while he is trying hard to be supportive, he’s sick and tired of all the judgy Read more […]
This guy literally hasn’t done a thing in months. While he used to self-importantly stride around the church parking lot on Sabbath mornings, all he does these days is just smile and wave on Read more […]
New York, N.Y. — The United Nations has added single, eligible Adventist males to the list of critically endangered species worldwide. The action was taken after representatives from the Read more […]
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — An Adventist man was taken to the emergency room of East Los Angeles-based White Memorial Medical Center this morning with neck pain that he claimed had been building up Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist Book Centers around the world are struggling to keep up with the onslaught of frenzied Father’s Day shoppers, desperate to buy the very latest in Adventist men’s Read more […]
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