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Adventist men’s apparel set flying off shelves for Father’s Day
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Adventist men’s apparel set flying off shelves for Father’s Day

By sevvy June 19, 2016 June 19, 2016  Adventist logo, beast tie, Father's Day
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SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist Book Centers around the world are struggling to keep up with the onslaught of frenzied Father’s Day shoppers, desperate to buy the very latest in Adventist men’s apparel for their dads.

Sold exclusively as a set and fully sanctioned by the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists, the accessory box consists of a full-color Beast of Revelation tie, Pathfinder cuff links and a pocket square boldly imprinted with the denominational logo.

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“I will be greatly disappointed, to say the very least, if they run out of stock before I get my dad his beast tie,” said Adventist shopper Decepscio Nado, waiting outside his local ABC store in Glendale, California. “And those Pathfinder cuff links are the perfect way to thank him for being Pathfinder drill sergeant all those years.”

Price seems to be no object for the eager Adventists. “$18.44 is a small price to pay for such a fun way to bare your Adventism,” said Elena de Blanca. “They should start doing red dresses with Adventist logos for Mother’s Day. Ellen White would totally have approved.”

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22 Comments

  1. Ray Kraft
    June 19, 2016 at 8:53 am 7 years ago

    I’m going to be bringing out a full line of SDA Apparel, everything, socks, shoes, pants, shirts, blouses, dresses, coats, jackets, sweaters, hat, ties of course, cuf links, brooches, scarves, everything for all occasions, casual and formal, sportswear and churchwear and workwear and nightwear, so no Adventist ever has to dress in worldly clothes again.

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    1. Florence Nightgown
      June 19, 2016 at 12:39 pm 7 years ago

      Can’t wait to see your SDA Lingerie catalog featuring models covered from head to toe in the “dress reform nightie.”

      Reply
      1. richard mills
        June 20, 2016 at 8:45 am 7 years ago

        Hey, Florence-Could this “dress reform nighty” be sold in Victoria Secret stores? Maybe modeled? I all excited about this item!! No more woe iz me on this topic.

        Reply
  2. Elizabeth Wilson
    June 19, 2016 at 12:34 pm 7 years ago

    Good name for the ABC shopper, “Decepcio Nado.” Yup, he will be sorely “disappointed” if he finds the shelves empty. But when they restock, the ABC could run an “after-Father’s Day” sale of the same merchandise for 50% off. It would be great all those procrastinators and belated gift-givers.

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  3. Mark O'Beast
    June 19, 2016 at 12:36 pm 7 years ago

    Gotta love the Mark of the Beast tie. Awesome fashion!

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  4. Charlotte Web
    June 19, 2016 at 12:37 pm 7 years ago

    “$18.44 is a small price to pay for such a fun way to bare your Adventism,” said Elena de Blanca.That name seems strangely familiar, and so does the price. . . .

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  5. Martha Steward
    June 19, 2016 at 12:44 pm 7 years ago

    Anything published or manufactured by any company other than Pacific Press, is secular, worldly, and dangerous. “Touch not the unclean thing!” So glad the ABC and Ray’s new SDA Apparel line are coming to the rescue along with McKee’s health cookies.

    Reply
  6. Tommy Hilfinger
    June 19, 2016 at 12:54 pm 7 years ago

    “They should start doing red dresses with Adventist logos for Mother’s Day. Ellen White would totally have approved.” Sorry, sevvy, the White Estate Snopes division has said the red-dress statement was directed to “some women, but not to all.” The rest have to wear black.

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    1. Calvin Kline
      June 19, 2016 at 12:55 pm 7 years ago

      Navy blue will do in a pinch.

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  7. Hue Heifer
    June 19, 2016 at 1:03 pm 7 years ago

    News Break: As the church degenerates more and more into Babylon, the ABC will soon carry an “SDA pørn” magazine featuring women in spaghetti-strap blouses and skirts that come 1/2″ above the knee.

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    1. millie richards
      June 19, 2016 at 5:16 pm 7 years ago

      The most liberal or worldly SDA models may also wear slacks in the winter.

      Reply
  8. John B.
    June 19, 2016 at 1:13 pm 7 years ago

    I like the Adventist-logo pocket hanky, but the Bible says the true church is Baptist: “In those days John the Baptist came, preaching in the wilderness.” (Matt. 3:1.)

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    1. RABBI RICK
      June 23, 2016 at 8:57 pm 7 years ago

      THATS RIGHT

      Reply
  9. Donald J. Dump
    June 19, 2016 at 1:14 pm 7 years ago

    When I become President, I will make every U.S. Soldier wear the full-color Beast of Revelation Tie. It will scare the hëll out of the enemy. It will be tremendous! Yuge!

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    1. Vladimir Pukin'
      June 19, 2016 at 1:15 pm 7 years ago

      I’m already quaking in my boots, practically want to puke.

      Reply
  10. Hilarious Clinton
    June 19, 2016 at 1:17 pm 7 years ago

    As Bill would say, “I tried a couple of SDA cuff links and some Little Debbies a time or two, but I did not inhale.”

    Reply
  11. Sara Lee
    June 19, 2016 at 2:35 pm 7 years ago

    On a serious note — and better than sporting SDA clothes — consider this scenario: A flower delivery guy approaches a hooker in a seedy part of town and hands her a beautiful bouquet of roses. He says: “Someone who loves you sent these for you.” On the vase, she sees a tag: “With Love from God, via your friends the Adventists.” I believe I read something like that in the Review last year.

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    1. Master
      June 23, 2016 at 8:59 pm 7 years ago

      Thanks, now go back to the kitchen and finish my pie

      Reply
  12. Cherry
    June 20, 2016 at 6:11 am 7 years ago

    The logo looks better in rainbow colors!

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    1. STU REDMAN
      June 23, 2016 at 8:59 pm 7 years ago

      WHATEVER

      Reply
  13. richard mills
    June 20, 2016 at 8:53 am 7 years ago

    New Flash- I have been wearing SDA clothing for years. That beast thing? My wife says, “You look like a beast in that Nehru shirt!” My socks have been “Holey” for quite sometime. My other girl friends tell me ,”Richie-You look like a beast in those tight pants & sporty shirts. Who is your fashion designer?” See, I am way ahead of the game!! I even have two Biblical ties featuring Noah & the Ark and a Nativity scene. WOW iz me!! Let’s get in WalMart!!

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    1. Dorothy
      June 20, 2016 at 10:21 am 7 years ago

      Richard, how dare I find out about these “other girlfriends” on this blog. You should have told me to my face! Get the hence! WOE IZ THEE!

      Reply

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