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Adventist Church mandates holiday dress code for members’ pets
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- For the first time ever, the Adventist Church has established modesty standards for the holiday attire of pets belonging to...
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Tim Gunn hired to improve Adventist Sabbath morning fashion
ADVENTIST WORLD --- American fashion consultant Tim Gunn, of Project Runway fame, has been hired by the Adventist Church in a bid to improve...
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Adventists wearing jeans to church punished with parking supervision duty
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Wearing jeans to church now comes with serious consequences.
As of this Sabbath, denim wearers will automatically be handed reflective...
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GC forbids patriotic finger nails
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church has forbidden members from getting patriotic finger nails for the Fourth of...
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Adventist Church introduces preferred seating for anyone wearing a tie
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SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a move aimed at encouraging "appropriate Adventist attire," the Adventist Church has introduced a preferred seating policy to...
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Scottish Adventist banned from Michigan Conference for “cross-dressing”
UPTITE, Mich. --- A Scottish Adventist visiting Michigan for the first time was chased out of Uptite Lane Adventist Church for what stone-faced deacons...
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Tom Brady’s lost Super Bowl jersey found at Adventist thrift store
ATLANTA, Ga. --- The cloud of mystery hanging over Tom Brady's Super Bowl LI jersey lifted today.
The jersey which had gone missing soon after...
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Adventist Church sets skirt length requirements
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a bid to end all debate about appropriate skirt-length for Adventist women, very old men who lead the church...