Jewelry
Last-Minute Shoppers Flock to ABC for ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jewelry’ Gift Sets
SILVER SPRING, MD — In a scene reminiscent of Black Friday chaos, local Adventists swarmed the Adventist Book Center (ABC) on Christmas Eve, desperate to secure the season’s hottest...
Jewelry
Study Finds Inverse Correlation Between Adventists’ Jewelry Avoidance and Watch Extravagance
In a groundbreaking study that has sent shockwaves through the Adventist community, researchers at Loma Linda University have uncovered a startling inverse correlation between...
Jewelry
Sanders Unveils Plan To Double Tithe On Wealthiest Adventists
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has unveiled plans to double tithing rates on Adventists that "can afford to wear Rolex watches...
Jewelry
Instagram “Adventist” Filter Removes Jewelry
MENLO PARK, Calif. --- A new "Adventist" filter released by Instagram allows church members to automatically edit out jewelry from their pictures before posting...
Adventist Book Center
Wilson and Jackson Resolve to Wear Matching Friendship Bracelets Throughout 2019
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In what the GC is calling "the ultimate sign of bromantic, compliant UNITY," General Conference President Ted Wilson and North...
Adornment
Kylie Jenner releases line of Adventist-approved “SabbathLipstick”
LOS ANGELES, Calif. --- Fast on her way to billionairedom, reality star entrepreneur Kylie Jenner has opened yet another line in her cosmetics empire:...
Jewelry
Zales launches Adventist-approved watch rings
IRVING, Texas --- Diamond jewelry chain Zales launched a ring today that has been approved by the Adventist Church for member use.
Zales named the...
Jewelry
Adventist churches fitted with jewelry detectors
ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventist Churches have been fitted with jewelry detectors to ensure that no vain adornment makes it into church lobbies on Sabbath...
Adventist Attire
Sabbath watches at average Adventist church contain “enough gold for calf statue”
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- New data from a survey of Adventist Sabbath-keeping habits has quantified the gold content of watches members wear to church...
Jewelry
Adventist Church: earrings ok if they double as timepieces
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a dramatic reversal of its traditional anti-jewelry stance, the Seventh-day Adventist Church has released a statement declaring that earrings...
Jewelry
Luxury watch makers honor long-standing Adventist commitment to status symbols
BASEL, Switzerland --- Baselworld, the most prestigious trade show for the international watch and jewelry industry has invited an Adventist delegation to attend its...