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GC Transformed Into Nursing Home As Average Employee Age Surpasses 75

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference building is undergoing major refurbishment after HR finally stated the obvious: employees are so old the place should just be a nursing...
Centenarians

PEOPLE Magazine names Adventist 100-year-old bodybuilder ‘sexiest man alive’

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- PEOPLE magazine has crowned a 100-year-old Adventist bodybuilder from Loma Linda the "sexiest man alive." The magazine said that instead of...
Centenarians

Adventist 100-year-old from Loma Linda cast in Expendables 4

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. --- Sylvester Stallone's franchise of Expendables films has announced a fourth installment to be released in 2018. To keep the series fresh,...
Adventist Celebrities

115-year-old Adventist wins gold at World Breakdancing Olympics

VENICE BEACH, Calif. --- An unlikely athlete took gold at the World Breakdancing Olympics which concluded today. Gertrude Logan, known simply as G-Lo in breakdancing...
Centenarians

Loma Linda 112-year-old starts TarryNot dating site for centenarian Adventists

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Recognizing the big bucks to be made in ultra-niche online dating dating sites, Loma Linda centenarian Edith Greenely has taken...
Centenarians

Haystacks revealed as reason Seventh-day Adventists live longer

BALTIMORE, Md. --- A study into the secrets of longevity among Seventh-day Adventists has at last revealed the reason they often live 10 years...
Adventist Food

First vegan Dairy Queen to open at Loma Linda University

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Frozen-treat chain Dairy Queen has announced plans to open an entirely vegan store on the campus of Loma Linda University....
Blue Zone

San Antonio declared Blue Zone as Adventist centenarians arrive for General Conference

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- A team of National Geographic reporters has declared San Antonio a Blue Zone as scores of centenarians have descended upon...

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