You Might Be a Conservative Adventist If…
You might be a conservative Adventist if: You never miss a vespers. Your idea of a wild Friday night is inviting friends over to read Ellen White’s writings aloud. After vespers, of course. You Read more […]
Category: Adventist Celebrities
Adventist Barbies That Should Exist
Here are some Adventist Barbie doll ideas that we wish existed: Health-Conscious Barbie – This Barbie doll would be an Adventist health nut, with a gym bag and a water bottle always in hand. Read more […]
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Kanye Announces Atlanta Adventist Academy Listening Event
ATLANTA, Ga. – Fresh off another Donda listening event in Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium, rapper/fashion designer Kanye West announced that ahead of his yet-to-be-released album, he wants to Read more […]
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Adventists Launch Humility Olympics
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a bid to encourage humility among members, the Adventist Church has announced a brand new event on the denominational calendar. The Humility Olympics will feature Read more […]
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List of Adventist Royalty Published
SILVER SPRING, Md. — For the first time ever, a list of Adventist royalty has been published. The overwhelmingly male and graying list featured 1888 names, half of which were top-level church Read more […]
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Every Adventist claims to personally know Paul Lee after his Royal Wedding solo
https://youtu.be/odZ9GVuyfkc Adventist World — Within minutes of Paul Lee completing his stunning solo during The Kingdom Choir’s “Stand by Me” performance at the Royal Wedding, every Adventist Read more […]
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Fixer Upper Stars to head up Maranatha church construction
WACO, Tex. — Fresh off announcing that they are calling it quits with their wildly popular home renovation show, Fixer Upper stars Chip and Joanna Gaines have decided to try their hand at building Read more […]
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Mel Gibson awarded honorary Adventist membership for directing ‘Hacksaw Ridge’
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Famed actor and director, Mel Gibson is officially the first person to be awarded honorary membership by the Seventh-day Adventist Church. Although church leaders Read more […]
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115-year-old Adventist wins gold at World Breakdancing Olympics
VENICE BEACH, Calif. — An unlikely athlete took gold at the World Breakdancing Olympics which concluded today. Gertrude Logan, known simply as G-Lo in breakdancing circles, crushed her competitors Read more […]
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Kings Heralds, Heritage Singers sing-off to settle rivalry
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — A sing-off has been announced between the Kings Heralds and the Heritage Singers to settle a decades-old rivalry between the two Adventist gospel music groups. The hotly Read more […]
