Defunded Campus Security Departments Auction Off Whistles

ADVENTIST WORLD — Freshly-defunded campus security departments at Adventist institutions worldwide are holding a joint whistle auction to inject new life into their budgets. The auction Read more […]

Bad Boys Spinoff To Feature Will Smith As Badventist

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Fresh off the release of Bad Boys For Life, Hollywood legend Will Smith has announced a Bad Boys franchise┬áspinoff titled “Badventist.” The film will feature Smith Read more […]

Vin Diesel caught speeding next to La Sierra University

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Actor Vin Diesel of the Fast and the Furious franchise was caught speeding near the campus of La Sierra University today. The star who was gunning it along Raley Drive Read more […]

Walla Walla campus cop arrested for (badly) impersonating an officer

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Walla Walla Campus Safety officer Doug Holster was arrested by College Place police late last night in what the local police department is calling “the last straw in a Read more […]