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Church Life
Nobody Owning Church Fart
The foul smell descended upon the church like an unholy cloud, shattering the pious peace. All heads turned as the rotten egg stench filled...
Ted Wilson
Ted Wilson Warns Adventists Not To Use Zoom Clap Function For Church
SILVER SPRING, Md. —- This morning, General Conference President Ted Wilson reminded Adventists around the world that clapping in church was not allowed, not...
Great Disappointment
Most Segregated Institution In America Condemns Racism
The wealthiest, most powerful nation in the world is reeling from the fatal results of systemic racism.
As Americans grieve the latest atrocities, the...
Reverence
Adventist Church: Phones that ring in services to be confiscated as offering
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- If Adventists ever needed a good reason not to bring their phones to church, here's one:
If your cell phone rings...
Dating
Adventist Churches to force visitors to disclose if they are single
SILVER SPRING, Mich. --- Visitors to Seventh-day Adventist churches will be asked to stand at the start of services and disclose whether or not...