Saturday, May 17, 2025
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Nobody Owning Church Fart

The foul smell descended upon the church like an unholy cloud, shattering the pious peace. All heads turned as the rotten egg stench filled...

Ted Wilson Warns Adventists Not To Use Zoom Clap Function For Church

SILVER SPRING, Md. —- This morning, General Conference President Ted Wilson reminded Adventists around the world that clapping in church was not allowed, not...

Most Segregated Institution In America Condemns Racism

The wealthiest, most powerful nation in the world is reeling from the fatal results of systemic racism. As Americans grieve the latest atrocities, the...

Adventist Church: Phones that ring in services to be confiscated as offering

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- If Adventists ever needed a good reason not to bring their phones to church, here's one: If your cell phone rings...

Adventist Churches to force visitors to disclose if they are single

SILVER SPRING, Mich. --- Visitors to Seventh-day Adventist churches will be asked to stand at the start of services and disclose whether or not...