Thursday, May 15, 2025

Ted Wilson

Ted Wilson Fashion Statements

Nothing says bold like some of these fashion decisions by General Conference president Ted Wilson... https://www.adventistmission.org/adventists-urged-to-be-faithful-like-church-pioneers Wilson preaching at the 2018 Annual Council held in Battle Creek, Michigan. Church leaders look...

Ted Wilson Rejects Twitter for Re-Election Launch After DeSantis Debacle

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Ted Wilson’s re-election campaign for the General Conference presidency confirmed today that be will not be launching his bid on...

Ted Wilson 101

Ted Wilson has been president of the General Conference of the Seventh-day Adventist Church since 2010. He’s loved by many and loathed by some....

Wilson Bans Adventists From Using Hoverboards, Says They Facilitate Levitation

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- General Conference President Ted Wilson has a launched a full scale attack on the international hoverboard craze. After colliding with a...

Re-elected Wilson Changes GC Session Theme Song to “I Shall Not Be Moved”

ST. LOUIS, Mo. — In remarks immediately following news of his re-election to a third term as General Conference President, Ted Wilson changed the...

Supreme Court Nominee Pressed On Whether Ted Wilson Should Retire

WASHINGTON, D.C — As the confirmation hearings for US Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson raged yesterday, Jackson was shot a curveball question by...

Ted Wilson Warns Adventists Not To Use Zoom Clap Function For Church

SILVER SPRING, Md. —- This morning, General Conference President Ted Wilson reminded Adventists around the world that clapping in church was not allowed, not...

GC President Inks Endorsement Deal With Wilson Basketballs

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Pledging all proceeds to improving recess time for Adventist elementary school students, General Conference President Ted Wilson accepted a new...

Wilson Sets Up Nominating Committee Of One To Replace Jackson

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Calling North American Division president Dan Jackson, his "brother from another mother," General Conference President Ted Wilson acted quickly as...

Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Admits Ted Wilson Talked Him Into “Pioneer” Beard

PARLIAMENT HILL, Ottawa --- The world no longer needs to wonder why Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has started growing a beard. The idea for...

Liberal Shocked Not All Adventist Problems Stem From Ted Wilson

  PASADENA, Calif. --- Joe Kajh dropped his freshly-purchased triple shot frappuccino upon learning from a friend that not everything that plagues the Adventist world...