Summer Olympics to Include Pathfinder Fancy Drill Marching

Geneva, Switzerland – The International Olympic Committee (IOC) confirmed today that Pathfinder Fancy Drill Marching will be added as an official sport in the upcoming Summer Olympics. The Read more […]

Rhythm? What’s That? The Adventist Struggle on the Dance Floor

As Adventists, we were raised to believe that dancing was a sin akin to bearing false witness or coveting thy neighbor’s ox. From a young age, we were taught to view any rhythmic body movement Read more […]

Signs You’ve Been to Pathfinder Camporee

If you’ve ever been to a Pathfinder camporee, you know that it’s an unforgettable experience that’s full of fun, friendship, and adventure. Here are a few signs that you’ve gone to one: You Read more […]

Tom Cruise Made World Pathfinder Drill Sergeant

SILVER SPRING, Md. — This week, the General Conference Youth Department offered Tom Cruise the role of global Pathfinder drill sergeant after his scathing rebuke of staff breaking COVID-distancing Read more […]

Theology major marches around crush seven times to bring her defenses down

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Junior Theology major Nedlan Flanners was seen earlier today somberly marching in circles around an utterly confused girl on the campus of Southern Adventist University. Although Read more […]