Rhythm? What’s That? The Adventist Struggle on the Dance Floor

As Adventists, we were raised to believe that dancing was a sin akin to bearing false witness or coveting thy neighbor’s ox. From a young age, we were taught to view any rhythmic body movement Read more […]

King David Referred To Compliance Committee For Dancing Half-Naked

TODAY IN ANCIENT ISRAEL — King David was referred to a compliance committee earlier today after religious leaders caught wind of the fact that he had spent a good portion of the day dancing Read more […]

CONFIRMED: Adventists Born With Two Left Feet

Adventist World: A recently released study by an interdiscipinary team of Loma Linda University faculty has confirmed what many have long suspected: Adventists are born with two left feet. The Read more […]

Pathfinder marching honor eliminated for promoting dancing

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Pathfinder marching honor is officially a thing of the past. After an exhaustive study by the General Conference-based Biblical Research Institute, GC leaders say Read more […]

Slideshow: How to dance like an Adventist

It’s been a rough week. For all of us. So we thought it might be fun to dig up some archived Adventist dance tips for the weekend that is finally here… Advertise on BarelyAdventist SPONSORED Read more […]

115-year-old Adventist wins gold at World Breakdancing Olympics

VENICE BEACH, Calif. — An unlikely athlete took gold at the World Breakdancing Olympics which concluded today. Gertrude Logan, known simply as G-Lo in breakdancing circles, crushed her competitors Read more […]

99% of those who know Adventists are “grateful they don’t dance”

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — A Loma Linda University survey of 10,000 respondents who have Adventist friends has yielded insights into the perception of Adventists in their social circles. Although Read more […]

Southern OKs dance parties, calls them mime workshops

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — In a decision widely celebrated by new and returning students, Southern Adventist University has greenlighted student dance parties on campus as sanctioned social activities. Read more […]